Happy birthday, darling girl! You came into my life and changed everything, making me see true beauty for the first time…and every day ever since.
Like a cherished memory, you become even sweeter, more precious and lovelier with time. Happy birthday, my sweet darling.
May you continue to put smile in our faces and be a constant reminder that we did a very good job in raising you. Happy birthday sweetie!
A daughter completes a heavenly and humble abode. Happy birthday!
You make everything about life sweeter than all the candy in the world. Happy birthday, my little sweetie!
Glowing with an inner radiance, you shine bright, lighting up every life you touch, especially ours. Happy birthday, sweet princess.
Happy birthday to my best friend, who is better than the best of the best! May your special day be better than the best you’ve ever celebrated.
Happy, happy birthday to my amazing friend and an even more amazing individual!
Happy birthday to a person that is charming, talented and witty and reminds me a lot of myself.
My dear, dear friend, you have always been there for me. You and I redefine what friendship means. Happy birthday!
May every moment of your life be as wonderful as our friendship. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, pal! Let this special day bring you years upon years of happiness, health and prosperity.
Your birthday, like our friendship, should be a celebration of everything good and plenty (like every piece of your birthday cake and every bite of your birthday ice cream).
Life would not be as wonderful without a friend like you. I’m glad you’re in my life…and I’m glad I’m in yours. Happy birthday!
Money can’t buy you friendship. Friendship is free…if you can find it in your heart. I’ve found it with you. Happy birthday, pal.
You are a gift that has come into my life. Now every day I get to enjoy the greatest gift of all… our friendship. Happy birthday!
Didn’t study for a test. Still get a higher grade than someone who did.
Shows up late to class. The professor arrives later than I do.
Gets stuck in pot hole. Finds ten dollars.
Put 5 dollars in pocket. Pull out 10.
Ignored chain mail. Didn’t die.
Took out groceries from the car in one trip.
Set alarm clock on 6: 30 AM. Wakes up 6: 29 AM
Can’t afford to buy an IPhone. Gets to build them.
When you find out a boy likes you.
Don’t know a question on a test. Answer in another question.
Boss walks by when I’m actually working.
Q: Why did god invent football?
A: So that married men have some physical contact in their lives.
Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 % temper and 10 % mental.
Pro linemen are so huge that it takes only four of them to make a dozen.
The only way they can gain yardage is to run their game films backward.
The place kicker attempted a field goal, but missed. He was so mad that he tried to kick himself but missed again.
Football is a game of inches, and that’s how some teams move the ball.
We have so many players on the disabled list that the team’s bus can use handicapped parking.
Honey, I know I told you that I loved you more than football, but that was during the strike.
Our linebacker is so strong he can even pitch horseshoes while they’re on the horse.
I would have played football, but I have an intestinal problems – no guts.
Old quarterbacks never die. They just pass away.
Our players have a lot on the ball. Unfortunately, it’s not usually their hands.
The teacher asked Little Johnny: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
Little Johnny replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Teacher: “If you got 10 dollars from 10 people, what would you have Little Johnny “A new bike.”
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
Little Johnny’s father said, “let me see your report card.” Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.” “Why not?” His father asked. “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Teacher: “Johnny, I told you to write out this poem at least ten times to improve your handwriting. You’ve done it only eight times.” Johnny: “Looks like my counting isn’t too good either.”
Little Johnny’s teacher asked, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?” Little Johnny replied, “A teacher.”
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
A pastor was talking to a group of kids about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” Alice said, “Heaven!” “And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the preacher. “Six feet under!” yelled Little Johnny.
I get wet when drying. I get dirty when wiping. What am I?
I am the beginning of everything, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
Anyone can hold me, even without their hands, yet no one can do it for long. What am I?
My first is often at the front door. My second is found in the cereal family. My third is what most people want. My whole is one of the United States.
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can’t be seen. What am I?
I have six faces but not even one body connected, 21 eyes in total but cannot see. What am I?
I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?
I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
9:00 Appointment? I’ll see you at 9: 45.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic so she gets a divorce.
What’s the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic fixes his mistakes… A doctor buries his.
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Doctor’s office: All our records are electronic now just fill out these 12 forms.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Doc says, “Joe, I got some bad news for you. You’ve got six months to live.” Joe says, “Six months? Doc, I can’t pay your bill in six months, I can’t do it!” Doc says, “OK, I give you a year…”
When I said “I was afraid of the dentist”, I mean the bill.
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office of full of portraits by Picasso.
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn’t know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn’t let in. What should he have said?
A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, “The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you’ll never get the code”. But the thief manages to guess the code on his own. How did he do it?
Bobby likes Jimmy but not Joe, apples but not pears, jeeps but not vans, shinny but not hockey, tennis but not squash. Who will he like, Sara or Sally?
There were 5 children in a room. Iris drew a picture, Barry played video games, Andrew played chess, and Trina read a book. What is the fifth child, Mindy, doing?
My neighbor Bob is a blacksmith. He is 45 years old, 7 ft. tall, and eats all the time. Guess what does he weigh?
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet. How come?
“Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it.”
“Don’t watch the clock, do what it does. Keep Going.”
If it won’t challenge you, it won’t change you.
“A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of persistence.”
“Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.”
Stop wishing, start doing.
“Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.”
“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”
“Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try.”
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.”
“If you take no risks, you’ll never be hurt, but you won’t really live, either.”
“Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.”
Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles.
“Nothing is more beautiful than the smile that has struggled through the tears.”
“You will never win if you never begin.”
“You can’t cross the sea merely by staring at the water.”
“Keep your eyes on the stars and keep on the ground.”
“A goal is a dream with a deadline.”
“Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.”
Music isn’t for the eyes, it’s for the ears.
Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success.
Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success.
People haven’t always been there for me but music always has.
Teenagers only have to focus on themselves― it’s not until we get older that we realize that other people exist.
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
People are put into your life for seasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons.
Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous.
There’s a drive in me that won’t allow me to do certain things that are easy.
I represent the ‘Wonder Woman’ of the new world.
The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it. It’s the hard that makes it great.
I’m a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don’t have control of every situation.
Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Don’t ever doubt yourselves or waste a second of your life. It’s too short, and you’re too special.
You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.
Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.
I’m far from being god, but I work god damn hard.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
Friendship makes life’s storms easier.
A sweet friendship refreshes the soul.
Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you; spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.
Some souls just understand each other upon meeting.
A strong friendship doesn’t need daily conversation; doesn’t always need togetherness. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends will never part.
A best friend isn’t someone who’s just always there for you. It’s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.
No friendship is an accident.
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.
There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family
Friendship is all about trusting each other, helping each other, loving each other and being crazy together.
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.
Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest, it’s about who walked in to your life, said “I’m here for you,” and PROVED it.
There are friendships imprinted in our hearts that will never be diminished by time and distance.
Prom has all the elements of a popular story. It reeks of all-Americanness, tension, drama. It has romance. Pretty dresses. Dancing. Limos. High school. Coming of age.
Looking at my own prom photograph reminds me of how significant that moment was – and how fleeting life is.
It is one of those strange and magical nights where you are never quite sure what is going to happen.
People are not conforming to the traditional ideas of prom. They are more individualistic, more willing to do their own thing. It’s just a complete change in our culture.
‘Prom’ is a movie that follows a bunch of high-schoolers’ lives leading up to the prom, the climax of the movie. It focuses all their struggles and the social pressures that prom creates on their lives.
I was dumped at my senior prom – I was 18 and in love. We danced all night, then she got back together with her ex. It broke my heart.
I’m a big fan of regular school and regular education. I just learn better in a classroom where I can talk to other students. I want to go to prom and dances and have that social aspect.
I think the prom is very serious also. It’s an American ritual, it’s a rite of passage, and it’s very much a part of this country.
If my life was a ship, you would be the anchor that holds me in place and the sails which take me on a beautiful journey.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
I look at you and I’m home
You give me the kind of feelings people write novels about
I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Every day of my life is perfect because it starts and ends with loving you.
Never ask why I love you. Just accept that I do, and that I will for the rest of my life.
I want to be with you. It is as simple and as complicated as that.
I still fall for you every day.
We may not say it as often as we used to, but I just wanted you to know that I love you.
When life seems full of problems, your love revives me and keeps me strong.
If I could sit across the porch from God, I’d thank Him for lending me you.
We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
To my frog prince: I love you so greatly that I would have married you even if I had to kiss the frog version of you first.
Even though I have seen a million people today, the only person I can think about it you.
Times are hard, but sharing them with you makes everything easier. The most difficult of burdens are made simple when I am with you.
You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
If I did anything right in my life it was when I gave my heart to you.
Every day that passes reminds me to thank the universe for giving me a husband as loving and as wonderful as you are.
I always wake up smiling …and I think it’s your fault.
Behind every great husband is an encouraging wife.
A good husband makes a good wife.
I love being my husband’s wife.
Amidst the suffocation caused by life’s problems, your love comes as a breath of fresh air.
From all of life’s troubles, you have given me bail. My life has become, a lovely fairytale.
The best part of our marriage is that the look in your flirty eyes still makes me feel like the most beautiful girl alive.
Who cares if opposites attract or not? Even if we weren’t opposites, I would’ve still loved you a lot.
The perfect husband as described by magazines doesn’t exit. That’s because he has already been taken – by me.
All the men in this world should learn a thing or two, about being a perfect husband from you.
I can stop indulging in chocolate, but never in you.
TYFBA – thank you for being so awesome!
My life is so blessed with some of the most amazing people. Thank you for being part of my journey.
The best kind of friends are those that enter your life, and help you to see a blue sky where before there was a cloudy sky. They are the ones that have so much faith in you that you start having faith in yourself. These are the friends we should be grateful for.
I thank you for your part in my journey.
Sometimes saying thank you is not enough to express all the gratitude I feel to you, so I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you have given me.
A special thank you from my heart, to a person so special in my life. To a person who means a lot. A special thank you from me to you, for making life feel like new. A very big thank you!
I just wanted to say thank you for being my friend.
Your friendship is a special gift. Generously given, happily accepted, and deeply appreciated!
To my friend… Worries in my life are halved because I can share them with you. Happiness in my life is doubled because you never let me feel blue. Thank you!
I sometimes forget to say thank you to the people who make the biggest difference in my life. Who help to make the bad stuff bearable, and the good stuff much more fun. So thank you from the bottom of my heart for being my friend!
Knowing that I have friends who appreciate and love me, is the best feeling in the world. thank you to all my wonderful friends. You guys are wonderful!
My friend… Thanks for being patient with my craziness and unusual habits. Because of your friendship I have learned to love and accept myself the way I really am.
When life was tough on me and I was all alone… You came in and guided me through the ups and downs. Thank you so much!
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to be grateful.
Today I am grateful for all the people who are loving and kind to me.
Today, take time to thank the people that have done you wrong. Without knowing it, they have made you stronger.
There’s nothing better than a good person. They can change your whole day. They can change your whole life.
Do something today that your future self will thank you for.
You are wealthy, when you are happy and content with what you have.
So very thankful.
I’m blessed beyond belief.
Here’s to those that inspire you and don’t even know it.
I’m thankful for my challenges because without them I wouldn’t have found my strength.
Thank you! I’m touched beyond words.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Thank you for all the small things.
I couldn’t find a card that expresses all the gratitude I feel for you. I need a card that gives you a big hug.
The best things in life are the people you love, the places you’ve seen, and the memories you’ve made along the way.
Thank you for simply being there. You didn’t try to fix me, but just let me feel supported and cared for.
Thank you! In appreciation of you, and all that you do.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart… Although it has no bottom for you.
Thank you – I appreciate all you do for me!
So much of me is made of what I learned from you. You’ll be with me like a handprint on my heart.
Thank you for being an AMAZING husband.
Thank you for brightening my world.
I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.
Thanks for not giving up on me.
If only you knew how much the little moments with you matter to me.
I am thankful for you.
Thank you for being the reason I smile.
You’re a whole lot of lovely. Yes, you.
Thank you for the beautiful ways you touch my life.
Everything comes to you. In the right moment. Be patient. Be grateful.
A grateful heart is a magnet for miracles.
Dear Universe, I thank you for everything in my life, from the bottom of my heart.
Upon waking, let your first thought be: Thank You.
Gratitude unlocks the treasures of life.
Dear Universe, thank you for the miracles in my life.
Rejoice always. Pray continually. Give thanks in all circumstances.
Dear Lord, I want to thank you for the beautiful people you have blessed me with. Amen.
I’m not where I want to be, but thank God I’m not where I used to be.
Dear God, I want to take a moment, not to ask for anything form you, but simply to say thank you for everything.
Dear Lord, I don’t know how I would do it without you. Thank you!
Dear past, I’m grateful for your lessons. Dear future, I’m ready for you. Dear God, thank you for giving me another chance.
Dear God, thank you for today, yesterday, and tomorrow. My family, my joys, and my sorrows. For all that made me who I am.
Thanking God everyday for my family, my health, my trials, my success, my tears, my laughter. Everything which makes me and matures me.
Always remember to thank God for what he has give you that you didn’t ask for!
Memories… You are gone. But thank you for all these soft, sweet things you have left behind. In my home, in my head, in my heart.
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
Be thankful for what you have. You’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never ever have enough.
Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.
To all my doubters, thank you very much because you guys have also pushed me.
The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude.
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say ‘Thank you’?
Cultivate the habit of being grateful for every good thing that comes to you, and give thanks continuously. And because all things have contributed to your advancement, you should include all things in your gratitude.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.
Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says ‘keep away from children’.
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.
I am happy son that you were not so famous enough to adopt a baby instead of having me.
I am grateful for reducing your alcohol consumption while I was living inside your belly.
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
It’s fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.
Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something.
Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It’s courage that counts.