When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying “Damn, that was fun.”

A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – I have friends in both places.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.

Remember: every champion was once a contender that refused to give up.

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

You never know how strong you are… until being strong is the only choice you have.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb but how well you bounce.

Feeling fear is human, but conquering it will make you feel empowered, courageous, and proud.

The harder the struggle, the more glorious the triumph. Self-realization demands very great struggle.

The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.

Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends.

Siblings are the people we practice on, the people we teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring quite often on the hard way.

It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.

Siblings are branches of a tree. Some stay close, some go in different directions. They fruit, grow bigger till they die and fall.

Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.

A sibling represents a person’s past, present, and future.

They say that no matter how old you become, when you are with your siblings, you revert back to childhood.

Siblings: your only enemy you can’t live without.

I like the way he danced. And then I like the way we danced together.

Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone until you watch them like someone else.

I like you more than coffee… and that says a lot.

I like you more than I thought and that scares me.

Like is not just for Facebook status; it is also how I feel for you.

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.

I may like you when you smile, but I love you when I am the reason behind it.

A girl who laughs because of you likes you, but a girl who cries because of you loves you.

Love may be easy to spell, but it is difficult to dispel.

Good night. May you fall asleep in the arms of a dream, so beautiful, you’ll cry when you awake.

Go to sleep in peace. God is awake.

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.

A good idea will keep you awake all day long, but a great idea will keep you awake all night long.

Sleep is the best meditation.

When you lie down, you will not be afraid. Your sleep will be sweet.

Prayers should be the key in the morning and the lock at night.

Legend says, when you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream.

I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

One day, we will never have to say goodbye; only goodnight.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.

Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer.

Life is like photography. You need negatives to develop.

Well-behaved women often make history.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realized I should have been more specific.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Maybe I’m too late to be your first. But right now, I’m preparing myself to be your last.

Love is someone showing you the beauty in things you’ve never noticed before. Things in yourself mostly.

Loving you was like going to war; I never came back the same.

In all the world there is no heart for me like yours, in all the world there is no love for you like mine.

The boyfriends who still hold bags, open doors, tell their girlfriends they are beautiful are real men.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor; a boy in old jeans will do just fine.

To the world, you may be one person, but to the one person, you are the world.

The best boyfriend you’ll have isn’t the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. It’s the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious, and like a million dollars. He makes sure you know he loves you.

Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.

For it was not into my ear that you whispered but into my heart. It was not my lips that you kissed by my soul.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.

True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Sometimes, what seems to be a necklace from your friend is actually a noose from your enemy.

People think that being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.

Cut off fake people for real reasons, not real people for fake reasons.

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

True friends cry when you leave; fake friends leave when you cry.

You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.

Fake people are like shadows: they follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.

Some friends are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.

Fake friends:  once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

Every coin has two faces, just like how most people have two faces.

I like your last name; can I have it?

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

Forget the butterflies; I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

God may be keeping me alive but you are keeping me in love.

Together with you is my favorite place to be.

I was actually attracted to your personality, but I like that you look good too.

You’re like the love of my dreams, but better. You’re real.

To get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with.

It doesn’t matter where I go. You just put your arms around me and I’m home.