I think you deserve, like, an ‘Abbi Bueller’s Day Off. – Ilana

I know you from your ass better than I know your face. – Ilana

Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars… So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I.

Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.

That’s beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.

Look, Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom.

There’s more to being a king than getting your way all the time.

Simba, I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble.

A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.

Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king. Remember who you are.

When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.

Scar! Brother…HELP ME!

Hakuna Matata! – Timon

Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. – Mufasa

There’s one in every family, sire. Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions. – Zazu

Why won’t he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside? – Nala

There’s more to being a king than getting your way all the time. – Mufasa

Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. – Rafiki

Change is good. – Rafiki

I laugh in the face of danger. – Simba

You can’t change the past. – Simba

It’s times like this my buddy Timon here says: you got to put your behind in your past. – Pumbaa

I did the right thing, Michael. If I don’t fire them, how do I teach a lesson to others?

I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint; and I get absolutely nothing out of it.

She thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.

If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.

I want to cry so bad but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.

In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.

What an adventure gang, I thought homosexuals were pirates. But it turns out they were actors in the local theatre!

Why am I the only one that seems to get how much trouble this family is in?

I believe in aliens. I think it would be way too selfish of us mankind to believe we are the only life forms in the universe.

Sometimes you don’t know who you can and cannot trust. I still learn that over and over again.

Rocker dudes don’t have a lot of swagger.

I learned that you go through things, you deal with them and that’s what empowers you and ultimately makes you a happy person.

Recovery is something that you have to work on every single day and it’s something that doesn’t get a day off.

Creativity is what helps me escape a lot of my inner demons.

I think scars are like battle wounds – beautiful in a way. They show what you’ve been through and how strong you are for coming out of it.

I try to keep it real. I don’t have time to worry about what I’m projecting to the world. I’m just  busy being myself.

Never be ashamed of what you feel. You have the right to feel any emotion that you want, and to do what makes you happy. That’s my life motto.

Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.

People used what they called telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes, it’s the things you don’t do, and you get screwed.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators God flushed down the toilet.

We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever. The goal is to create something that will.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being cut open.

Our generation has had no Great War, no Great Depression. Our Depression is our lives.

Rock n’ roll don’t come from your brain. It comes from your crotch.

You know what punkers don’t do? Call themselves punkers.

Why don’t you pick on someone your own size? There’s a bus on the parking lot!

Do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All other bananas go rotten.

I hate astrology. What, everybody born on the same month is going to have the same life?

You’re not a loser because you’re having sex. But if you weren’t having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.

I don’t need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?

All right, kids, hurry to class. Last one to class, first one on welfare. It’s your choice.

Everyone’s a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses.

I just want to be old enough so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars.

Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure.

Read about things that wouldn’t keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.

Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.

You don’t spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.

I may not be able to see, but I can smell a bitch a mile away.

People aren’t dolls, you can’t just play with them and then put them back in the box.

Everyone’s got a life that no one knows about.

Sometimes the best thing you can do is take a step back and give yourself a chance to breathe.

You’re leaving because it’s easy to walk away than to fight for what you really want.

The rich girls steal, the pretty girls lie, the smart girls play dumb, and the dumb girls are trying to be all of the above.

Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.

You broke my heart. Now I’m going to break something of yours!

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Just do what I do when I have problems… SCREAM!

Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will come true.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

I have an even better idea. I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.–Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It’s kind of my thing, you know.– Goldmember

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.– Nigel Powers

Austin. This is my twin sister. Her name is Fook Yu. Foook Yuuu, Foook Miii. See.– Fook Mi

You see Austin Powers, I love GOOOLD!. The taste of it, the smell of, the teexture… – Goldmember

You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you’re crazy. – Austin

How about you don’t ‘ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don’t.’ – Dr. Evil

Allow myself to introduce… myself. – Austin

Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots? – Austin

Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! – Austin

Self-love is an ocean and your heart is a vessel. Make it full, and any excess will spill over into the lives of the people you hold dear, but you must come first.

A gentle reminder that your heart is a muscle and so should be exercised regularly. Love often and love deeply.

We’re all so desperate to be understood, we forget to be understanding.

Do not call me perfect, a lie is never a compliment. Call me an erratic, damaged and insecure mess. Then tell me that you love me for it.

Some people are magic, and others are just the illusion of it.

Home is not where you are from, it is where you belong. Some of us travel the whole world to find it. Others, find it in a person.

I learned much too late that what you called love was nothing but a desperate and irrational fear of a life lived alone.

Kiss me until I forget how terrified I am of everything wrong with my life.

She was unstoppable. Not because she did not have failures or doubts, bit because she continued on despite them.

It is a frightening thought, that in one fraction of a moment you can fall in the kind of love that takes a lifetime to get over.

Here’s my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.

First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!

I can’t stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I’d like to get in touch with and forgive… myself.

You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!

Come here I’m going to eat you. I’m bigger than you I’m higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!

Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight… Oh I’m a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim, I ate a baby! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it’s what’s for dinner!

Do ya have to call me fat? I tried going on a diet you know. The Zone, ya know, “Carbs are the enemy,” eh?

Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I’ll get your baby.

Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs… Chili-i-i-i-i’s Baby back ribs.

Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there. —Lambeau

The only feeling of real loss is when you love someone more than you love yourself. —Will

Yeah. Maybe, but at least I won’t be unoriginal. But, I mean, if you have a problem with that, maybe we could just step outside, and we could figure it out…—Will

One day, I’m gonna wake up and I’m gonna be 50. And I’ll still be doing this shit.—Chuckie

You know, I figured out, at the end, my brains gonna be worth $250,000.—Skylar

You know, I figured out, at the end, my brains gonna be worth $250,000.—Skylar

People call those imperfections, but no, that’s the good stuff.—Sean McGuire

Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?—Will

Liberty is a soul’s right to breathe. —Sean McGuire

Let me tell you something. If you’re not out there in two f*ckin’ seconds, when I’m done with them, you’re next—Chuck

And the thing is, I really don’t care what people think about me… because I believe in myself.—Samantha Martin

Life can be so unfair.  —Samantha Martin

Maybe this whole relationship is just better off in cyberspace. -Samantha Martin

Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.—Sam’s dad

Fairy tales aren’t just about finding handsome princes. They’re about fulfilling your dreams. And about standing up for what you believe in.—Sam’s dad

Do you ever feel like if you show someone who you really are, they won’t accept you. — Austin Ames

Sometimes, fantasies are better than reality.—Samantha Martin

‘Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.’ —Samantha Martin

I can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone… Then I think of you.— Austin Ames

Because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing. — Samantha Martin

Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it could make you sick.

This is why only fools are heroes… because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love or suffer the little children. Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded.

No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.

Here’s the real truth. There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You and me… we’re exceptional.

No matter what you do for them, eventually, they will hate you.

Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.

With great power comes great responsibility.

I’m not a bad person. Just had bad luck.

Never wound what you can’t kill.

A man has to be understanding and put his wife before himself. Can you do that, Peter?

Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

You look at a baby, and it’s so pure and so free and so clean. And adults are like, this mess of sadness.

What a loss to spend much time with someone, only to find out that she’s a stranger.

Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.

Sand is overrated; it’s just tiny rocks.

Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.

Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s looking for my own piece of mind; don’t assign me yours.

If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.

When and if we end up together, it has to be as equals.

If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all.

Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.

Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.

You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.

He ended up treating me like something he owned instead of something he earned.

Just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.

I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.

Voyeurism is a director’s job description. It’s an artist’s, too.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

I’m afraid if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all its meaning.

If you’re not trying to be real, you don’t have to get it right. That’s art.

Isn’t life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

Don’t never drop your head. Don’t never feel like you counted out.

Girls are like busses; miss one, next fifteen, one comin.

I ball all through the winter and I stunt all through the summer.

I learned that not everybody is your friend. You have to watch who you associate with and surround yourself with positive things and people who want to do something positive.

Ain’t got no comparison and I ain’t being arrogant.

My decision to pursue music was heavily influenced by my arrest at the Texaco.

As far back as I can remember, I really just wanted to get me some money.

There are some things in life you can never completely walk away from, as badly as you might want to.

If you keep looking back, you gon’ trip going forward.

If a man does not have a sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce.

Looking into another person’s eyes for an extended period of time proved to be a powerful thing. And if you don’t believe me, try it yourself.

There will always be part of me that is dirty and sloppy, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself.

When she needed help most, she was abandoned – and only when she offered help to others was she beloved.

It hurts to look at the clouds, but it also helps, like most things that cause pain.

You need to know that it’s your actions that will make you a good person, not desire.

You need to make time for your family no matter what happens in your life.

Life is not a PG feel-good movie. Real life often ends badly. Literature tries to document this reality, while showing us it is still possible for us to endure nobly.

If clouds are blocking the sun, there will always be a silver lining that reminds me to keep on trying.

I don’t want to stay in the bad place, where no one believes in silver linings or love or happy endings.

Relationships are for people waiting for something better to come along. – Sara Melas

I want to jump in front of every cab I see, because maybe then I’ll stop thinking about her. – Albert Brennaman

Life is not the amount of breaths you take; it’s the moments that take your breath away. – Alex Hitchens

Never steal, lie, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. – Alex Hitchens

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows. But what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you’re enjoying your life, and the next you’re wondering how you ever lived without them. – Alex Hitchens

You know what it’s like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it’s never going to be with you. – Albert Brennaman

I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time? – Alex Hitchens

Begin each day as if it were on purpose. – Alex Hitchens

No matter what, no matter who, no matter when, any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom. – Alex Hitchens

Basic principles: there are none. – Alex Hitchens

The great moments won’t necessarily be the things you do, they’ll also be the things that happen to you.

That’s the funny thing about destiny; it happens whether you plan it or not. It turns out that I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming.

If you love something, you can never let it go. Not even for a second. Or it’s gone forever.

People don’t get the chance to discover each other anymore.

You will be shocked when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That’s why when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.

We gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.

Shouldn’t we hold out for the person who doesn’t just tolerate our quirks, but actually kinda like them?

If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?

Sometimes love means taking a step back. If you care about somebody, you should want them to be happy even if you wind up being left out.

There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams, and the day you marry her.

When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno is my life has better lighting?

Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.

The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay, whatever is more than a century.

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro – I’m Broda.

Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.

ARTICLE 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it.

Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

A lie is a good story that someone ruined with the truth.

In utter loneliness, a writer explains the inexplicable.

The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it.

You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.

Many a trip continues long after movement in time and space have ceased.

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.

I am impelled, not to squeak like a grateful and apologetic mouse, but to roar like a lion out of pride in my profession.

Every individual matters. Every individual has a role to play. Every individual makes a difference.

Here we are, the most clever species ever to have lived. So how is it we can destroy the only planet we have?

We have so far to go to realize our human potential for compassion, altruism, and love.

The least I can do is to speak out for those who cannot speak for themselves.

Only if we understand, can we care. Only if we care, we will help. Only if we help, we shall be saved.

You cannot go through a single day without having an impact on the world around you.

We have the choice to use the gift of our life to make the world a better place – or not to bother.