Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.

When in doubt, pinky out.

You broke my heart. Now I’m going to break something of yours!

I don’t tell you how to live your life.

Life isn’t fair, get used to it!

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Just do what I do when I have problems… SCREAM!

Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will come true.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!