Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
Life is made of small moments like this.
Goal
Fresh
Inspiring
Confident
Brainpower
Holiday
Fashionista
Creativity
Lonesome
Sophisticated
Crazy
Legend
Reminiscence
Enthusiastic
Hangout
Grandiose
Model
Spontaneous
Victory
Yummy
Emotional
Ravishing
Optimistic
Bliss
Mesmerized
Ecstatic
Shindig
Savoury
Lifted
Accomplishment
Be selfish enough to have self-worth, self-love, and self-respect.
Sexy is being confident, independent and having fun.
I dress to impress only myself.
True beauty comes from within.
Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
Silence speaks a thousand words.
Broken crayons still color.
There is great beauty in simplicity.
You’re not fully dressed until you sparkle.
Beauty is about being cozy in your own skin.
She was like a moon, a part of her always stayed hidden.
Don’t ever let anyone dull your sparkle.
Light up the night, wild one. Your smile is going to save someone’s life.
Sparkle every single day.
A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.
Being yourself is the prettiest thing you can be.
Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
She had a galaxy in her eyes, a universe in her mind.
Always try to keep your heels, head, and standards high.
She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes.
She is beauty. She is grace. She can also punch in the face.
Be as picky with men, as you are with selfies.
Cold as ice but in the right hand she melts.
I am the mixture of a Cutie with a mission and Hottie with an ambition.
She dreamed incredible dreams, followed her heart and created her own fantasy.
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.
Real girls are never perfect, and perfect girls are never real.
The happier you are, the more beautiful you become.
Happy girls are the prettiest.
Love turns a sane person into a fool.
I will love you until the stars go out, and the tides no longer turn.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
“What’s love?” A feeling which either ruins a friendship or makes it stronger.
We were both blind. You couldn’t see my love. I couldn’t see your indifference.
The yin to my yang
Let love grow.
I want a second chance at falling in love with you for the first time.
Don’t be too blinded with love or else you’ll lose the game.
What’s more beautiful than being in love?
Like a warrior, my heart was meant to fight battles.
Give in to love, or live in fear.
If he doesn’t accept you in public, don’t allow him to do anything in private.
If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.
When you know there is nothing, but there is always something.
Love isn’t a word. Love describes a word.
The one I’ve been waiting for.
How can something be so distant, so unknown, so damaged and yet so beautiful?
I never thought that loving could hurt this bad.
Yours is the kind of love, I’ll never wake up from.
Love is something that is worth the risk.
There is only happiness in life, to love and to be loved.
I never took you “I hate you” seriously and you never took my “I love you” seriously. Strange but true.
Sorry ladies, he’s mine.
Don’t be afraid to get hurt because that’s part of loving.
I wish you could have tried holding me instead like you are holding your ego.
Life’s peachy with you by my sidetime.
If I ever write story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion
Love became a memory I fear to remember.
Home is wherever I’m with you.
Her memories of him were like flowers in the morning and stars at night.
You knock me off of my feet, my lonely days are gone.
If tears were ink, I would have written a big novel out of it!
When I fell for you, I fell Hard
Follow your heart in everything you do
Loving means accepting every single thing without asking why.
We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see imperfect person perfectly.
Together, let’s disappear into this night like two shooting stars.
What’s love if you are afraid to take the risks?
Loving you felt like leaving my apartment and not being able to remember if I locked the door.
He made her fall for him with all his sweet poison and the thought of losing her made him a liar.
Be kind. Be love.
What’s meant for you will always come back.
Relationships and understanding are buried under the concept of self-respect and ego. Digging over it is not at all possible.
Self-love is the best love.
Love yourself unconditionally.
Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else.
Sometimes relationships end so love stories can begin
When you love what you have everything you need.
I don’t know what’s tighter: my jeans or our love
I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
Walking past a class with your friends in it.
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
We all have that one friend…
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I just rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
Clever is the new sexy!
They call me ranch ‘cuz I be dressing
Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
People will judge everything you do, so you do you
These are the days we live for.
You know you’ve made it when your idols become your rivals
Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent.
We’re all born a little crazy, some of us just choose to stay that way
You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.
If being clever makes your rich, then I’d be a millionaire in no time.
I’m a model… Well… an Instagram model. Same thing right?
I’m a model… Well… an Instagram model. Same thing right?
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
When I feel like giving up on my dreams, I keep sleeping.
When I feel like giving up on my dreams, I keep sleeping.
Work until your idols become your rivals.
Mirror: you look amazing today Camera: Nope, you don’t
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
The best workout is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. Lunch.
Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
If the world was created in 7 days but it took 9 months to make me, I’m clearly a big deal
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.
Stay sharp and far from timid.
I got back with my Ex…Box 360
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Don’t judge someone by their mistakes but on how they fix them
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
One does not simply create a clever Instagram caption
Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
If I don’t post a picture, did it even really happen?
I deserve an award for being way too nice to people who surely don’t deserve.
Just smile and say I’m fine because nobody really cares.
Where you movin’? I said onto better things
Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.
Kindness is the best revenge.
I cannot see heaven being much better than this
I cannot see heaven being much better than this
Life is way too short for bad vibes.
I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
I’m way up, I feel blessed
You never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.
If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.
Life is like a balloon. If you never let go, you will not know how high you can rise.
Some days start better than others.
Being happy never goes out of style.
Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.
Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight.
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
Don’t dream of it. Train for it.
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Spread kindness and love.
People will stare. Make it worth their while.
Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
Know yourself, know your worth
I decide the vibe.
Live more, worry less.
Let go of anything that is toxic to your progression.
Good adventures are totally irreplaceable.
You cannot make someone understand a message they are not ready to receive.
No one is you. That’s your power!
You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.
You have to believe the changes you’ve already made.
Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.
Life is not meant to be boring. Enjoy the good times!
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Being good does so much good.
Good things come to those who hustle.
Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
I just need one person. To never give up on me. Just one.
As always, best friends make good times better and hard times easier.
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
I honestly don’t even understand my own feelings sometimes.
I’m here for a good time not a long time.
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
You show up here, after seven years, without so much as a “Hey there, Jake, remember me… your wife!” Or a, “Hi honey, lookin’ good. How’s the family?―Jake Perry
You can’t ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.―Earl Smooter
You’re the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last. ―Melanie Camichael
You are just like your father. One minute you’re brilliant and you’re controlled, the next thing you’re throwin’ it away on some piece of ass!― Mayor Katherine Hennings
I can’t control her, any more than I can control the weather. ―Jake Perry
The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back. ―Melanie Camichael
You know, for someone who’s been holdin’ onto somethin’ for so long, you’re pretty quick to let it go.―Stella Kay
Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.―Melanie Camichael
Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid.―Jake Perry
Some people might call ’em spoiled, but I think that these almost ruined ones sometimes make the sweetest jam.― Pearl Smoother
Oh it’s you that owns that ghastly car is it? We often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.
Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut.
It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons.
British women can’t cook.
People say after a fire it’s water damage that’s the worst. We’re still drying out Windsor Castle.
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’
The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
If it doesn’t fart or eat hay then she isn’t interested.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else – I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.
I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of leadership are universal and are often about finding ways of encouraging people to combine their efforts, their talents, their insights, their enthusiasm and their inspiration to work together.
The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses will be all the stronger for working together and sharing the load.
At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a noble profession.
The upward course of a nation’s history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its average men and women.
In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace we have built in Europe since 1945.
Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
It’s all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you’re properly trained.
You know what’s the biggest luxury? Pooping when no one is home. –Abbi
The four Rs, my friend: reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna. – Ilana
I would take you on my shoulders, like, I’d strap you up, and I’d be like ‘let’s go to hell. –Abbi
Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your butt crack in the shower? – Ilana
Nose, vagina, butthole. If God didn’t want us to put our fingers in there, then why did she make them perfectly finger-sized? – Ilana
We ran into like a pickle. . . wall. I don’t know what the saying is. – Ilana
I was curious to see if you were still selling the greenery. Cuz I’m looking to buy some um greenery. –Abbi
I was so worried that I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake. – Lincoln