I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. ―Chuck Palahniuk


A big reason why I started writing is I felt that fiction had stopped evolving. All other entertainments were getting better, constantly, as technology allowed. Movies. Video games. Music.


Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.


People used what they called telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.


Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes, it’s the things you don’t do, and you get screwed.


Maybe humans are just the pet alligators God flushed down the toilet.


We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever. The goal is to create something that will.


Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.


The only way to find true happiness is to risk being cut open.


Our generation has had no Great War, no Great Depression. Our Depression is our lives.


Its so hard to forget pain, but its even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.


Its so hard to forget pain, but its even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.


mother daughter relationship

Maybe it’s just a daughter’s job to piss off her mother.