Loving someone is giving them the power to hurt you, but trusting them not to. – Unknown


Have you ever been in love? Horrible isnt it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.


‰ÛÏTo laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children‰Û_ to leave the world a better place‰Û_ to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.‰Û


If you make people think theyre thinking, theyll love you; but if you really make them think, theyll hate you.


Sometime, when you least expect it, youll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And thatll make you smile.


I think I fall in love a little bit with anyone who shows me their soul. This world is so guarded and fearful. I appreciate rawness so much


Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it isnt fish theyre after


You see you wouldnt ask why the rose that grew from the concrete had damaged petals. On the contrary we would all celebrate its tenacity. We would all love its will to reach the sun. Well; we are the roses, this is the concrete, and these are my damaged petals.


There are different kinds of darkness. There is the darkness that frightens, the darkness that soothes, the darkness that is restful; the darkness of lovers, and the darkness of assassins. It becomes what the bearer wishes it to be, needs it to be. It is not wholly bad or good. ―Sarah J. Maas


Good speech should be like a girls skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to create interest


I love kids. The only thing I love more than kids is doing anything I want at all times.


If you dont value your life start smoking, youll die ten years early. Or, start drinking to excess every day, youll die fifteen years early. Or you could love someone who doesnt love you back, youll die every day.


People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos, is because things are being loved and people are being used.


Look at the brightly burning sun and you will know the extent to which my feelings burn for you. Good morning


I dreamed I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?


A person who hates everyone once loved someone too much.


When youre ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.


Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who didn’t love me. But they lost someone who loved them.


‰ÛÏAlmost everyone in this room has a higher IQ than Darwin did. Yet Darwin‰Ûªs body now lies next to Newton‰Ûªs in Westminster Abbey. What a diligent, objective curiosity will do for you in life is elevate you above your intellectually betters who have minds that work faster.‰Û


Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.


The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too. ― Ernest Hemingway


I do not trust people who dont love themselves and yet tell me, I love you. There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.


You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.


‰ÛÏIf the misery of our poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.‰ÛÏ


Crocodiles are easy, they try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.


‰ÛÏI dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about morality, sustainability and philosophy instead of the Kardashians.‰Û


‰ÛÏIf you love a flower, don‰Ûªt pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.‰Û


If you love someone, everything is negotiable. If you dont, everything is a door.


The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.― Ernest Hemingway


Dont tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her its because he has a crush on her. Dont teach her that abuse is a sign of love


Have you ever been in love? Horrible isnt it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.


True love is when both people think they have the better half of the deal. (


You get a strange feeling when you‰Ûªre about to leave a place. Like you‰Ûªll not only miss the people you love but you‰Ûªll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you‰Ûªll never be this way ever again.


You have enemies? Good. That means youve stood up for something, sometime in your life.


Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.


If you make people think theyre thinking, theyll love you; but if you really make them think, theyll hate you.


Most of the worlds work is done by people who dont feel very well. Winston Churchill


You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world. Emery Allen


Im not a sore loser, its just I prefer to win and when I dont I get furious


No one can hate you with more intensity than someone who used to love you.


Its called The American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.


I like being alone. I have control over my own shit. Therefore, in order to win me over, your presence has to feel better than my solitude. Youre not competing with another person, you are competing with my comfort zone.


Youll be fine. Youre 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Dont avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. Youll be okay. Even if you dont feel okay all the time.


People were created to be loved. Objects were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is because objects are being loved and people are being used.


Men always want to be a womans first love, women like to be a mans last romance.


‰ÛÏEveryone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some peoples idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.‰Û


He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.


‰ÛÏAt the end of your life you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child or a parent.‰Û


Its so hard to forget pain, but its even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.


When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.


You have enemies? Good. That means youve stood up for something, sometime in your life.


Its called The American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.


It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own.


I love being with people who make me forget I have a phone. @happsters


Youll be fine. Youre 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Dont avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. Youll be okay. Even if you dont feel okay all the time.


The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.


Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesnt stop the rain but allows us to keep going.


‰ÛÏ The fact that someone else loves you doesn‰Ûªt rescue you from the project of loving yourself. ‰Û


If youre not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.


Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. Steve Irwin


The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. Thats the deal.


When youre ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.


Anniversary Quotes

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.


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Yes, it was love at first sight. I feel that after all these years, I have finally found my soulmate.

 


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Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls, with whom they make up a sole family – a domestic church.


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We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.


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I think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership.


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Anniversaries are like birthdays: occasions to celebrate and to think ahead, usually among friends with whom one shares not only the past but also the future.


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The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.


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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year

 


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There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.


Crocodiles are easy, they try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.


The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman‰Ûªs love with no intention of loving her.


‰ÛÏWe are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.‰Û


If you want happiness for an hour — take a nap. If you want happiness for a day — go fishing. If you want happiness for a year — inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime — help someone else.


The best advice I’ve ever received: ‘no one else knows what they’re doing either.’


If you dont value your life start smoking, youll die ten years early. Or, start drinking to excess every day, youll die fifteen years early. Or you could love someone who doesnt love you back, youll die every day.


When people ask what I see in you, I just smile and look away because Im afraid if they knew theyd fall in love with you too


You can fail at what you don‰Ûªt want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.


Tonight I can write the saddest lines. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.


If you love a flower, dont pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.


The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.


Love isnt a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now – and to go on caring even through times that may bring us pain. – Mr. Rogers


Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it isnt fish theyre after


‰ÛÏYou dont love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.‰Û


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The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried


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I’ve failed over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.


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Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.


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Don’t be afraid to fail. Be afraid not to try.


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I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work.


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In a day when you don’t come across any problems, you can be sure that you are travelling on a wrong path.


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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it


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When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try


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Even a mistake may to turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement.


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Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat


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Never quit. If you stumble, get back up. What happened yesterday no longer matters. Today is another day, so get on track and move closer to your dreams.


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Failure is the key to success. Each mistake teaches us something.


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If “plan A” didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters!


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We need to accept that we won’t always make the right decisions, that we’ll screw up royally sometimes.


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You were born to be real, not to be perfect


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Failure is only the opportunity to begin again, only this time more wisely.


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You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life


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Failure is not the opposite of success, it’s part of success


The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.


If you don’t have any shadows, you’re not in the light


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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes


The fact that someone else loves you doesn’t rescue you from the project of loving yourself.


Tonight I can write the saddest lines. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.


I think I fall in love a little bit with anyone who shows me their soul. This world is so guarded and fearful. I appreciate rawness so much


‰ÛÏTact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.‰Û


A good speech should be like a womans skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. ― Winston Churchill


Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If were looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldnt test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.


It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.


It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.


If you dont value your life start smoking, youll die ten years early. Or, start drinking to excess every day, youll die fifteen years early. Or you could love someone who doesnt love you back, youll die every day.


No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If were looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldnt test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power.


In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.


It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It‰Ûªs like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there‰Ûªs a sickly moment of dark surprise.


I dreamed I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?


You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world.


The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. Thats the deal.


‰ÛÏDont you find it odd, she continued, that when youre a kid, everyone, all the world, encourages you to follow your dreams. But when youre older, somehow they act offended if you even try.‰Û


If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up, it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation. ― Osho


Please do not tell me what my husband would do if he loved me. My husband’s a freaking superhero, and you have no idea what you’re talking about.


It’s better to have loved and lost, surely, but try not to lose it at all.


When you’re a mom, you get a front row seat to the best show in town: watching your kids grow up.


Sometimes, in marriage, someone has to be the one to push to make the big moves.


I don’t need anniversaries to see you. I see you every day. You are my daily meteor shower.


The hardest part, Carl, about seeing someone you love in pain is not being able to do anything about it, except try not to make it worse.


You’re not just my great love story, Rebecca, you are my big break. And our love story? I know it may not feel like it right now, baby, but I promise you, it’s just getting started.


Then I realized, I honor his legacy by taking what I learned from the way he lived his life and use it to shape the way I go on living mine.


The moment I saw you, I knew you were my boy. You weren’t a choice, Randall, you were a fact. You were never a replacement son.


If it’s between you and having kids, you win, every time. No question.


If you’re you, it doesn’t matter if you’re the most boring person in the world: someone will like you. You’re not trying to be anyone else.


Some guy was just like, ‘You rap fast, man. Like a little machine gun,’ and from that moment, I was Lil Uzi.


I just take rock songs and mix it with hip-hop and a little bit of R&B.


I really didn’t want to rap; I was just a regular kid.


One thing rap and rock have in common, a lot of it is focused on negativity. I like dark stuff.


I like to look cool and dress nice. Lil Uzi is a rock star. Just know that.


Money comin’ in like I am an investor. She tried to take a break but I already left her.


One thing I could tell you is that I’m all over the place.


I’m just doing me, and to me, that’s what got me this far.


I’m a prisoner to my addiction I’m addicted to a life that’s so empty and so cold. I’m a prisoner to my decisions.


At one point, I didn’t care. Now I want as many people to hear my music as possible.


Well here comes the sun, You’re in my arms. My denial keeps me on the edge of the chance that you’ll stay through the night.


I want to be remembered as iconic and different.


I’m the drug in your veins, just fight through the pain.


I’m all about evolution. I’m the first person to judge myself.


I’ve grown accustomed to hotels and drastic climate change.


I chose the life, then I realized she might have been the one, I let her go for a little fun.


Baby I’m a pro at letting go, I love it when they come and go.


The Joker is my favorite villain of all time: You don’t know his past; you just know what his plans are.


How bold one gets when one is sure of being loved.


Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If were looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldnt test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.


I dont trust people who dont love themselves and tell me, I love you. … There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.


If love blinds you from seeing the faults of the one you love, then hatred blinds you from seeing the good things in the one you hate.


Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.


Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you, but if you notice the other things around you, it will gently come and sit on your shoulder. ― Henry David Thoreau


Being silly is important. Its the opposite of grief. It’s throwing yourself into a moment without care. You can’t always maintain status as a dignified person- it gives you blinders. When you always expect the world to fulfill your expectations, it wears you down. It closes you off. – S. Colbert


Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile


Winning is problematic. People like you more when youre working towards something, not when you have it.


Sometimes you tell someone to never speak to you again and then the phone rings and you hope it´s them. it’s the most twisted logic of all time. ―John Mayer


We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.


‰ÛÏIf you want happiness for an hour ‰ÛÓ take a nap. If you want happiness for a day ‰ÛÓ go fishing. If you want happiness for a year ‰ÛÓ inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime ‰ÛÓ help someone else.‰Û


I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake, you know?


Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.


A man once told The Buddha, I want happiness. Buddha replied, first remove I, that’s ego. Then remove want, that’s desire. And now all you’re left with is Happiness.


You dont love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.


Its not until youre an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, somebody cheats on ya, bankers fuck up your 401k, ya know? Then you come home and that dogs looking at you and hes like, Dude, youre awesome! Its like, No dude, YOU are fucking awesome!


Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some peoples idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.


‰ÛÏToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there‰Ûªs no such thing as death, life is only a dream & we‰Ûªre the imagination of ourselves. Here‰Ûªs Tom with the weather‰Û


If you have someone you think is the one, take them and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all over the world, to places that are hard to reach and hard to get out of. And when you land at JFK and youre still in love with that person, get married. Bill Murray


‰ÛÏShe said, ‰ÛÏI‰Ûªm so afraid.‰Û And I said, ‰ÛÏWhy?,‰Û and she said, ‰ÛÏBecause I‰Ûªm so profoundly happy. Happiness like this is frightening.‰Û I asked her why and she said, ‰ÛÏThey only let you be this happy if they‰Ûªre preparing to take something from you.‰Û


At the end of your life you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child or a parent.


You know you’re the chief, not the sheriff.


You’re not nothing. We have a kid together. You’re a mom. I’m a dad. I’m sorry.


It’s you and me, the plastics posse. Kicking ass and taking names.


Your ex-wife was brilliant and she slept with me.


We’re hot doctors with babies, they’re gonna stare.


I’ve always been in love with you. I’ll always be in love with you. Which is why you have to stay alive. We’re going to get married. You’ll be an amazing surgeon. We’ll have kids.


I saw the heart beat today. This is my kid, this is part of me.


We’re going to have the best life, you and me. You can’t die because we’re supposed to end up together. We’re meant to be.


If you love someone, tell ’em. Even if you’re scared that it’s not the right thing, even if you are scared that it’ll cause problems, even if you are scared that it will burn your life to the ground, you say it, and say it out loud. And then you go from there.


We forget that all that matters is people.


But for now, at least I knew such people, and they needed me, just like comets need tails.


I don’t know where there is, but I believe it’s somewhere, and I hope it’s beautiful.


I may die young, but at least I’ll die smart.


Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war.


When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books.


Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.


…thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.


The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.


We can’t love our neighbors till we know how crooked their hearts are.


I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.


You can’t truly love someone, if you can’t love yourself


Never spit in a man’s face unless his mustache is on fire.


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If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.


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Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.


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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. 


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To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.


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I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.


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The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.


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Whoever snuck the ‘s’ into fast food was a clever little bastard.


Clever Quotes

Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.


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Arguing with a fool proves there are two.


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I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it.


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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.


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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


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Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.


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When you’re at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.


Clever Quotes

Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.


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If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.


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Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?


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It’s okay if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.


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Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses


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If you can’t convince them, confuse them


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It’s a great act of cleverness to be able to conceal being clever


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My clever comebacks usually surface an hour too late


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It’s funny how after an argument is over, you think about more clever things you should have said.


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If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.


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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying


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“All men are the same” should be “All men I like are the same.” Girls, let’s be honest.


Adults think it’s disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you.


Once you start making money, everyone starts becoming your friend.


I just always be myself no matter who I’m around.


I have a huge drive. I was born with nothing. So I was always brought up like: go get it. No matter what. Even if it’s scoping and poking. Rapping and trapping. You know, I did it. I switched my whole grind up from doing that, from scoping and poking, to just getting in a booth and just doing my thing.


I just hope to continue to be blessed. I know I want to be further than where I’m at today. I know I want to be in a better position than I am in today. Elevate to something bigger. Somebody bigger. Somebody better.


But I feel like I have enough knowledge to get me by in life. Obviously I don’t know everything, but I feel like I have enough knowledge to get me through.


I’m a product of my environment. I grew up in the projects, I’m a project baby. All the project babies can relate to what I say, ‘cause they’re on the same thing. We’re cut from the same cloth, you feel me? We going through the same struggle and all that shit. So, they gonna feel me. And all the other people, they just like what I’m saying, they just like my drive.


I just wanna live a blessed life. Whatever comes with it, you know? And whoever’s supporting me, I appreciate it.


Everybody wanna shine. Nobody wanna grind.


See, you gotta go against all odds, you know? Boss your life up.


Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?


In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.


Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.


It’s a real shame because studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work.


People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.


Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy, each one better than the last!


People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.


I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran, killed twenty men, and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.


I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… and a panther.


When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying, “Here, you throw this away.”


My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.