“We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.”


We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. ―George Carlin


Its called The American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.


Its called The American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.


If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?