Im not a sore loser, its just I prefer to win and when I dont I get furious

Im not a sore loser, its just I prefer to win and when I dont I get furious

There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.

If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.

Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.

Son, there is no wrong way to consume alcohol.

When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know, I don’t really care about them.

I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.

Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.

I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.

When I eat, it is the food that is sacred.

Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.