It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.
They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in. Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!”
Q: Why does it suck to be a penguin?
A: Because no matter how angry you get, you still look cute
Q: Why did the bee marry?
A: He finally found his honey
Q: Why did the donut visited the dentist?
A: To get another filling.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son before he left for school?
A: Bison
Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he was a fun guy
Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: You have a good point
Q: Where do hamburgers dance?
A: At a meat ball
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: He didn’t want to be a hot dog
Q: What do whales eat for their tea?
A: Fish and ships
Q: Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
A: He used a honey-comb
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear
In a recent study, the government administered weekly doses of Viagra to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While most of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. Researchers are at a loss to explain the results.
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.”
The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”
And God said: ‘Let there be Satan, so people don’t blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don’t blame everything on Satan.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going tonight?”
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, “I’ll screw anybody any time, anywhere, any place, it doesn’t matter to me.”
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, “No kidding? What law firm do you work for?”
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. “I want to give a million to my family,” he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” asked the interviewer.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer to Mars.”
The District Attorney was approaching the Suwanee River when he noticed a sign, “Caribbean Cruise–$99.00”. He stopped and bought a ticket, whereupon the salesman hit him on the head, wrapped him in a rug and threw him in the river.
The Public Defender noticed the same sign. He too bought a ticket, got hit on the head, wrapped in a rug and tossed in the river.
The Public Defender awoke and called out to the State’s Attorney, “Do they serve drinks on this cruise?”
The District Attorney replied, “They didn’t last year!”
The funeral procession included two hearses and a man walking a dog. Several hundred people followed the man. Curious, a pedestrian approached the man. “The first hearse carries my ex-wife’s lawyer,” the man explained. “My dog bit him and he died two days later. The second hearse has a lawyer who opposed me in some business litigation. He met the same fate.”
The pedestrian thought for a moment, then asked, “Could I borrow your dog.?”
“Okay be me, but you’re going to have to wait your turn like these other people.”
Judge Bean and Lawyer Bilgeworth were riding horses. They came upon an open stretch of country and noticed a hangman’s noose dangling from a tree, solemnly waving in the breeze.
“Bilgeworth,” said Judge Bean, “if that gallows had its due, where do you suppose you’d be?”
The lawyer looked at the noose. “Riding alone,” he said.
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.”
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.”
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon. “Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits!”
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand.”
Not one hand went up . . . . so she took them home and ate them.
Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea Clinton.
I work in a courthouse, so when I served jury duty, I knew most of the staff. As I sat with other prospective jurors listening to a woman drone on about how long the process was taking, a judge and two lawyers passed by, giving me a big hello. A minute later, a few maintenance workers did the same.
That set off the malcontent: “Just how long have you been serving jury duty?”
A lawyer e-mailed a client: “Dear Jennifer: Thought I saw you on the street the other day. Crossed over to say hello, but it wasn’t you, so I went back. One tenth of an hour: $30.”
A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland after he got stuck on the It’s a Small World ride. He said he’ll use the money to cut out the part of his brain that won’t stop playing “It’s a Small World After All.”
While serving jury duty, I noticed that the defense attorney seemed a bit nervous. At one point, he picked up a piece of evidence and asked his client, who was on the witness stand,
“I see an acronym on this receipt. What would CAR stand for?”
The defendant replied, “Car.”
Spotted on a billboard ad for the law office of Larry L. Archie:
“Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”
My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?”
The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.”
The case was dismissed.
A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.
“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”
Q: How do cats finish an extremely difficult video game?
A: Using their nine lives
Q: What specific cat you should avoid having as a pet?
A: A cat-tastrophe
Q: What does the cat say to his friends before they hunt the mouse?
A: Let us prey
Q: What does an invisible cat drink?
A: Evaporated milk
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A: A Fur-rari
Q: How does a cat greet the mouse in the hallway?
A: Pleased to eat you!
Q: How do you get a wet pussy?
A: Put it in the shower
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
Q: What specific cat was banned from playing poker?
A: A cheetah
Q: What side of the cat that has most fur?
A: The outside
Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
A: Because it only has one tail
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
A young boy felt bad after he accidentally let the neighbor’s cat get loose. After two weeks, the missing cat seemed to be gone for good.
“I’m very sorry,” the boy told the neighbor.
“I’d like to replace it for you.”
“O.K.,” the neighbor said. “How good are you at catching mice?”
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: Because of its bark
Q: Where do cats write down their notes?
A: On a scratch paper
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite game?
A: A mouse trap
Q: What is a cat’s dream vacation?
A: A trip to Canary Island would be nice
Q: What do you call a cat that bowls?
A: An alley cat
Q: Who gives presents to nice cats?
A: Santa Claws
Two robins stuffed themselves with worms until they were too fat to fly. Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun.
Along came a cat, and it ate them.
Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!”
Q: What do cats love to read?
A: Catalogs
Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A Chilli Dog.
Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!
Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse?
A: It was a dog and pony show.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.
Q: What did the skeleton say to the puppy?
A: bone-appetite
Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle.
Q: Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?
A: He was CON-fused!
Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?
A: Aware wolf.
Q: Why wouldn’t the dog sit on his chair?
A: Because he left his sheet[shit] on there.
Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?
A: A Greyhound Buzz.
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A: Dingo Starr!
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar I.D.
Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the “barking” lot!
Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!
You might be a redneck if:
Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You might be a redneck if:
Birds are attracted to your beard.
You might be a redneck if:
You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
You might be a redneck if:
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if:
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
You might be a redneck if:
Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”
You might be a redneck if:
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You might be a redneck if:
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You might be a redneck if:
You own a homemade fur coat.
You might be a redneck if:
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if:
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
You might be a redneck if:
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You might be a redneck if:
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.
You might be a redneck if:
You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said “lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a poll-ice roadblock!! We’re
gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”
Don’t worry, Bubba”, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off
the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat”.
“What fer?”, asked Bubba.
“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?”, said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a
label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been
drinkin’?”
“No, sir”, said Earl. “We’re on the patch”!
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
How do you know when you’re staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve gotta leak in my sink,” and the person at the
front desk says, “Go ahead!”
You might be a redneck if. . .
You think harass is two words.
You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.
Every day someone comes to your house mistakenly thinking you’re having a yard sale.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You have more dogs than the local shelter.
You consistently receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.
Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big city church.
“When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.
“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a worldlier fellow.
“I walked up the trail to the gate,” Joe continued.
“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.
“Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.
“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.
“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe said.
“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.
“Then he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.
“Pew,” Charlie retorted.
“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”
Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.
When I look into your eyes I still get weak And when I’mm this close to you I just can’t speak And it’s hard to keep my hands to myself When I know I could never love anybody else.
They don’t know a thing about what it takes, livin’ this way.
If there’s no direction and you can’t see Let your heart draw a map in the stars and go where it leads.
She gets on you under your skin like a tattoo she’ll always be there!
I’ll be there anytime you need me by your side, to drive away every teardrop that you cried.
Doin’ 15 in a 30, I ain’t in no hurry.
Holding you here like a rose in the dark. I make this promise to you from my heart. You won’t be lonely now.
Promise me that you’ll give faith a fighting chance, and when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance.
Be proud of who you are.
You can make something of your life. It just depends on your drive.
You’ve got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something.
You don’t get another chance, life is no Nintendo game.
I’m standing up, I’mma face my demons, I’m manning up, I’mma hold my ground.
Nobody likes to fail. I want to succeed in everything I do, which isn’t much. But the things that I’m really passionate about, if I fail at those, if I’m not successful, what do I have?
I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There’s no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.
I just can’t sit back and wallow, in my own sorrow, but I know one fact: I’ll be one tough act to follow.
Everybody has goals, aspirations or whatever, and everybody has been at a point in their life where nobody believed in them.
The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
People will always talk, so lets give them sumthin to talk about.
And now, I’m just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time.
I want the deepest, darkest, sickest parts of you that you are afraid to share with anyone because I love you that much.
They can’t scare me if I scare them first.
Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses, cuz we were born this way bitch!
You have to be unique, and different, and shine in your own way.
Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.
Don’t you ever let a soul in the world tell you that you can’t be exactly who you are.
Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it’s broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection.
Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.
Plant love, grow peace.
It’s ok to be different.
If we give a little love, maybe we can change the world.
Everyone strives for approval and wants to be loved.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Learn from your mistakes. Take responsibility and forgive yourself.
Own your quirks.
Love your flaws.
Don’t ever doubt yourselves or waste a second of your life. It’s too short, and you’re too special.
Be happy being you.
What’s the good of reaching 90 if you waste 89?
We can’t build our dreams on suspicious minds.
The road to love is full of danger signs.
Now and then, there’s a fool such as I.
Animals don’t hate and we’re supposed to be better than them.
Trust is like the sun; you can shut it out for a time but it ain’t going away.
Never wait for tomorrow, what if tomorrow never comes?
If you cry when you’re in love, it sure ain’t no disgrace.
Don’t leave my embrace for here in my arms is your place.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Writing songs and looking for ideas is like blinking my eyes. It’s an involuntary muscle. I do it without thought.
I’m as strong, strong as I can be, but ooh ooh ooh, baby you leave me weak.
I’d catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness.
My mind is cautious but my heart is in a hurry.
I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain’t much fun since I quit drinking.
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
We ain’t got a lot, but we don’t need anything. Covered in kisses, surrounded by love, showered with blessings from up above.
There’s some nights I can’t remember with friends I can’t forget.
I ain’t as good as I once was, But I’m as good once as I ever was.
I say if you’re going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall.
It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.
Find out who you are and do it on purpose.
Storms make trees take deeper roots.
I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
Me jumpin’ up and down? I’d blacken my own eyes.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
It’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I’d be a drag queen.
I’m not going to limit myself just because people won’t accept the fact that I can do something else.
The way I see it, if you want rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
I just hope I can spread some of the happiness that’s been coming my way.
It won’t mean you’re weak if you turn the other cheek.
I’m so totally future oriented that, for me, I don’t know what the future’s about, but I can promise you it’s gonna be exciting.
Friendships come and go, but families are forever.
You can’t make old friends. You either have them or you don’t.
Growing older is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.
With all my heart, and all my soul, I will love you till the winds don’t blow. Until the oceans turn to stone, my love is yours and yours alone. My love is forever, until forever’s gone.
Youth is a frame of mind. If you get out there and enjoy it, you can have it at any time of your life.
You gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, know when to run.
If you want people to know what your message is, just sing it.
Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.
I’m very shy really. I spend a lot of time in my room alone reading or writing or watching television.
I love to go to the studio and stay there 10 or 12 hours a day. I love it. What is it? I don’t know. It’s life.
People call me wild. Not really though, I’m not. I guess I’ve never been normal, not what you call Establishment. I’m country.
For you I know I’d even try to turn the tide.
You’ve got to know your limitations. I don’t know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren’t too many limitations, if I did it my way.
Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a lot of territory, country music does.
Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money.
You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don’t try to forget the mistakes, but you don’t dwell on it. You don’t let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space.
All your life, you will be faced with a choice. You can choose love or hate…I choose love.
Thanksgiving marks the beginning of the holiday season, and represents food, family and moments of sharing and professing gratitude.
Thanksgiving is a time to give, a time to love, and a time to reflect on the things that matter most in life.
Thanksgiving Day is the day that your kitchen is going to turn into the most wonderful beautiful place in the world.
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving.
After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.
Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more.
I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.
No one has ever become poor by giving.
To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
We must find the time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives.
“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.”
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
“Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.”
“I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.”
“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.”
“The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’”
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”
“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
“If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.”
“We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.”
One of the most basic things we can do is let the men in our lives know it’s not okay to mistreat a woman.
I still got a few more dances with the devil…
Carry on, carry on, what don’t kill us makes us strong.
Like an old photograph, time can make a feeling fade, but the memory of a first love never fades away.
Art’s for art. Money’s for pizza.
I ain’t as good as I’m gonna get, but I’m better than I used to be.
When all is said and done, I’d never count the cost. It’s worth all that’s lost, just to see you smile.
When you touch and change people’s lives with a song, that’s when you’ve made it as an artist.
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
There ain’t no troubles that we can’t rise above, with a handful of faith and a heartful of love.
People aren’t always themselves. They’re always holding back something.
Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
True country music is honesty, sincerity, and real life to the hilt.
Country music is what is sincere; that’s the main thing.
One of the greatest gifts we have is our own mistakes and somebody singing about them.
Music keeps you eternally young. It just does.
You aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy.
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Here’s my whole marketing idea: treat people the way you want to be treated.
Stand straight, walk proud, have a little faith.
Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.
The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.
God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere.
If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you.
There is only one map to the journey of life and it lives within your heart.
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
We are the same. There is no difference anywhere in the world. People are people. They laugh, cry, feel, and love, and music seems to be the commons denomination that brings us all together. Music cuts through all boundaries and goes right to the soul.
If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they’re gone.
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs… When I was on drugs I couldn’t even find my bike.
I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then you’ll always be happy, because it’s always in the now.
May you have the gift of faith, hope and peace during the season and always.
Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Holiday and a Happy New Year.
May the Holiday Season bring only happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.
Sending you our best thoughts and prayers at Christmastime and always.
Greetings of the Season and best wishes for the New Year!
Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness, and prosperity in the coming New Year.
The magic of the holidays never ends, and the greatest of gifts is family and friends.
Holiday Greetings and Best Wishes for a New Year of Happiness in a world of peace.
Warmest wishes for a happy Holiday season and a wonderful New Year. With lots of love.