It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.

I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.

Me jumpin’ up and down? I’d blacken my own eyes.

It’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I’d be a drag queen.

I’m not going to limit myself just because people won’t accept the fact that I can do something else.

The way I see it, if you want rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

If you like good ol’ fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook! My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad. ―Dolly Parton