Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

This morning do something different: When you wake up in the morning, wake your forgotten and forsaken dreams up as well, wake them up like an insisting rooster! 

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.

I have to go to work on Mondays and yes everyone hates Mondays. But I look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.

Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here. – Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.

It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love – then make that day count! 

The critical ingredient is getting off […] and doing something. It’s as simple as that. A lot of people have ideas, but there are few who decide to do something about them now. Not tomorrow. Not next week. But today.

Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!

When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.

Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life.

So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.

The most beautiful thing in the world is my grandmother’s apple pie. 

I’ve been blessed with three wonderful careers: motion pictures and television, wife, mother and grandmother… and diplomatic services for the United States government.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

And I love that even in the toughest moments, when we’re all sweating it – when we’re worried that the bill won’t pass, and it seems like all is lost – Barack never lets himself get distracted by the chatter and the noise. Just like his grandmother, he just keeps getting up and moving forward… with patience and wisdom, and courage and grace.

I learned from my grandmother, who grew up in devastating war times, how important it is to keep with tradition and celebrate the holidays during tough times.

Being a mother and grandmother is the best of the best in my life. My grandchildren multiply the joy my daughters bring me.

My childhood memories of my grandparents are of a wonderful, complementary couple. While my grandfather had a spirited, humorous personality, my grandmother is gentle and poised.

My grandmother took me to church on Sunday all day long, every Sunday into the night. Then Monday evening was the missionary meeting. Tuesday evening was usher board meeting. Wednesday evening was prayer meeting. Thursday evening was visit the sick. Friday evening was choir practice. I mean, and at all those gatherings, we sang.

I’m a very positive person. My grandmother taught me that happiness is both a skill and a decision, and you are responsible for the outcome.

I grew up with my little brother, and we were raised by my grandmother. I was an insider for real. I stayed in the house a lot, writing songs or playing video games, watching TV, or chilling with my girlfriend.

My grandmother, she’s been the positive portion of my life the entire time.

I know what it is like to be brought up with unconditional love. In my life that came from my grandmother.

Grandmothers and roses are much the same. Each are God’s masterpieces with different names. – Unknown

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.

Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.

It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother, that’s why the world calls her grandmother. – Unknown

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I’d have had them first.

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. – Unknown

Truth be told, being a grandma is as close as we ever get to perfection. The ultimate warm sticky bun with plump raisins and nuts.

Grandma’s heart is a patchwork of love. – Unknown

Grandmothers are voices of the past and role models of the present. Grandmothers open the doors to the future.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

Grandmother: A wonderful mother with lots of practice. – Unknown

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you’re just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.

A grandma is warm hugs and sweet memories. She remembers all of your accomplishments and forgets all of your mistakes

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day, and now the day was complete.

A grandma’s name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother. 

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend – Unknown

Perfect love sometimes does not come till the first grandchild. 

Grandparents make the world … a little softer, a little kinder, a little warmer. — Unknown

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.

Sometimes our grandmas and grandpas are like grand-angels.

A child needs a grandparent, anybody’s grandparent, to grow a little more securely into an unfamiliar world.

Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while…..but our hearts forever. –  Unknown

We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.

It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace.

My Grandmother would say, “Make sure you look good. Make sure you speak well. Make sure you remain that Southern gentleman that I’ve taught you to be.

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.

A grandma is warm hugs and sweet memories. She remembers all of your accomplishments and forgets all of your mistakes.

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

If you’re waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be while.

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.

Life’s good, you should get one.

That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Well, at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.

Fighting with me is like being in the Special Olympics. You may win, but in the end, you’re still a retard.

Let’s share… You’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Sarcasm: because arguing with stupid people just wouldn’t be as much fun.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.

If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

You don’t believe in evolution? It’s okay; not all monkeys developed intelligence anyway.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

It is better to know how to learn than to know.

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you’re really quite lucky!

You’ll be on your way up! You’ll be seeing great sights! You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.

If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.

Oh, the thinks you can think!

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.

You are you. Now, isn’t that pleasant?

Think and wonder, wonder and think.

If you never did you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.

Oh the things you can find, if you don’t stay behind!

And will you succeed? Yes, you will indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

Kid, you’ll move mountains!

There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Life is like a cup of coffee or tea. No matter how bitter it may be, it is always enjoyable.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present.

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.

One day, you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. DO IT NOW.

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Courage is knowing what not to fear.

Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~ Unknown

You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel. ~ Unknown

To live is like to love – all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual improvisation.

Life is not a final. It’s daily pop quizzes. ~ Unknown

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. ~ Unknown

Life is simple, it’s just not easy. ~ Unknown

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Avoid fruits and nuts; after all, you are what you eat.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.

In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. ~ Unknown

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.

Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Think of all the beauty that’s still left in and around you and be happy!

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply.

I love everything about you. The only thing, which bothers me, is your clothes. Take it off.

If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible of what happens next.

My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.

I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

If you could read my mind, I’m pretty sure you’ll be traumatized, sexually aroused or both.

Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

I don’t have a dirty mind; I have a sexy imagination.

I have sex with you a lot in my head.

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.

I don’t know the answer, but sex is definitely the answer.

You can stay but your clothes must go.

Being horny is my natural state.

Your ass is a piece of art.

A good licking? Right now? Yes please!

Dinner tastes better when the dinner is you.

I licked you so you’re mine. Forever.

I wanna see it, touch it, squeeze it, bite it, kiss it. Damn I love your butt.

I love when you give me a lot of good night kisses… down there.

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

Cause I’m like bullshit anyway, so it’s like, “Let’s do somethin’ like that.”

There’s no way out of it, why you gonna rip shit?

Bitches always need to hold on to something. Just take your ass beating and be okay with it.

I cop me an Audi, that top, I’ma drop it. I pick up your bitch, now them panties keep droppin.

Just ’cause I stand up for myself and I’m honest, that doesn’t mean I’m going to beat people up all the time.

People have this misconception that I’m going to beat them up when I meet them,

‘She must be an innocent little white girl when she’s not performing or making videos.’ But no, I’m me all year round, 24/7.

I’ve always been a little brat annoying child. I think I’m always gonna be a nightmare, for sure.

When I was young, I was crazy in the head on social media.

You don’t even see me here. I do a million things for your attention and you don’t even notice, no.

I’ve always been a good person, but I wanna be, like, the best person.

Everything in life could always be better. Don’t settle for less ’cause then you miss out on more.

I was always curious about, like, how does hot sauce work? Growing up I used to wonder, ‘If I touched it, was it hot?’

If I break your heart then I’m a dumb dude, you get what you give and I’m the one who loses.

If you got the talent and the drive, there are ways to get noticed.

You look more like a legend when you accomplish a lot at a young age.

I can’t front like I didn’t come from my county. I know where I’m from, I’m my daddy’s son, I never switched up one time.

I am happy every day, because life is moving in a very positive way.

Don’t ever drop your head. Don’t ever feel like you counted out.

I try to take a couple of young guys under my wing and tell them what I’ve learned, because you can’t teach nobody if you don’t know anything.

I did some things to some people that was downright evil. Is it karma coming back to me – so much drama.

Unfortunately I’ve been to jail a couple times. Anytime I come in it’s difficult to make music, write songs.

I’ll like to tell all the people who wrote me and said a prayer for me, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Most of my subject matter was all kind of, like, party stuff, jewelry and cars. It was really just, you know, shallow.

I’m a big bike fan – my homies got Harleys and all kind of choppers – but to be honest I’m scared to ride motorcycles like that.

If you keep lookin’ back, you gon’ trip going forward.

When you grow up in something, you don’t even know if it’s bad or good. You just know that’s how it is.

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life. I wouldn’t say musically, though.

I always hung around older dudes. I feel like I was more wise and I just had more knowledge of what was going on.

You gotta catch the sauce. Move with me…  I’m dripping sauce.

Everybody just needs a second chance.

I ain’t giving up on myself, so if you give up on me, I ain’t got nothing else to say for you.

You know that I can make hits. You know I can do all these rap records. So, I’m going to start opening up and letting you know my struggles.

You got one life to live. So I’m living it the way I want to live it.

My hard work finally catching up with perfect timing.

I’m just trying to reflect on how to make myself better, how to become a better man, a better father, a better person, a better artist.

I’m not the best person at putting words together. I can’t give you the melody. But I might inspire somebody.

Work harder than anybody you’ve ever seen. That’s what I believe.

I don’t got time to be wasting my time.

When my girl do better than me, I still win. When I do better than her, she still wins.