Sunsets and palm trees

Adios bitchachos

Absofuckinlutely

Escape the ordinary.

I call all of my power back to me.

Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack.

Red lips, wine sips.

Conquer from within.

I am a daydreamer and a night thinker.

I’m on a new level.

Go the extra mile, it’s never crowded.

Be a voice, not an echo.

Every man is the architect of his own fortune.

A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.

Man of the year.

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.

Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY.

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.

I am not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am the superhero for my GF!

Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.

I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

Someone asked me: How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.

Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.

I was always handsome under all the fat.

Being handsome wasn’t much of a burden. It worked for me.

I am as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.

I don’t see myself as extremely handsome. I just figure I can charm you into liking me.

I’m a handsome man with a charming personality.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best Friends. They know how crazy you are, yet they are okay to been with you in public.

All you need is someone that joins in on your weirdness.

Normal? Normal are only the people you do not know well enough.

Friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Tomorrow is a lovely excuse, isn’t it?!

If it would be easy, everybody could do it!

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.

“Get up, stand up! Don’t give up the fight!” – Bob Marley

You and me, we are like a small gang!

If sleep is important, why does school start so early?!

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

“Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet.” —L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

“I celebrate myself, and sing myself.” —Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

“We cross our bridges as we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and the presumption that once our eyes watered.” —Tom Stoppard, Rosencratz and Guildenstern Are Dead

“She was lost in her longing to understand.” —Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

“Do I dare / Disturb the universe?” —T. S. Eliot, “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”

“The pieces I am, she gather them and gave them back to me in all the right order.” —Toni Morrison, Beloved

“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.” —Nicole Krauss, The History of Love

“In spite of everything, I still believe people are really good at heart.” —Anne Frank, The Diary of Anne Frank

“At the still point, there the dance is.” —T. S. Eliot, “Four Quartets”

There is a sense in which we are all each other’s consequences. – Wallace Stegner, All the Little Five Things

“America, I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing.”—Allen Ginsburg, “America”

“It might be that to surrender to happiness was to accept defeat, but it was a defeat better than many victories.” —W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage

“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” —William Shakespeare, Hamlet

And it that moment, I swear we were infinite. – Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me.” —W. H. Auden, “The More Loving One”

“And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.” —John Steinbeck, East of Eden

“As Estha stirred the thick jam he thought Two Thoughts and the Two Thoughts he thought were these: a) Anything can happen to anyone. and b) It is best to be prepared.” —Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. – Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

“The curves of your lips rewrite history.” —Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“A dream, all a dream, that ends in nothing, and leaves the sleeper where he lay down, but I wish you to know that you inspired it.” —Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

‘Dear God,’ she prayed, ‘let me be something every minute of every hour of my life.’ —Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun, yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking. – Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

“Sometimes I can feel my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.” —Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

“What are men to rocks and mountains?” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

“Beauty is an enormous, unmerited gift given randomly, stupidly.” —Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

Isn’t it pretty to think so? – Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

“I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart; I am, I am, I am.” —Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

“In our village, folks say God crumbles up the old moon into stars.” —Alexander Solzhenitsyn, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich

“She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.” —J. D. Salinger, “A Girl I Knew”

At any rate, that is happiness; to be dissolved into something complete and great. – Willa Cather, My Antonia

“All the lights are sparking for you, it seems.” – Lana Del Rey

I know of nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.

“Something about the stillness or my state of mind reminded me of the world’s remarkable capacity to carry on in every place at once.” – Marina Keegan

If you are willing to do something that might not work, you’re closer to being an artist.

“Great design is achieved not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” – Antoine De Saint Exupery

Art is a line around your thoughts.

“We might be hollow but we’re brave.” – Lorde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

“Keep your face toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.” – Walt Whitman

No masterpiece was ever created by a lazy artist.

“When you stop doing things for fun, you might as well be dead.” – Ernst Hemingway

The artist is nothing without the gift but the gift is nothing without the work.

“Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.” – Degas

Art is what happens when you dare to be who you really are.

“Everything is so beautiful and so short.” – Marina Keegan

Art is an experience not an object.

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” – Helen Keller

There is peace even in the storm

“You are so much sunshine in every square inch.” – Walt Whitman

Art is therapy

“There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.” – Pablo Picasso

Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist

“You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop.” – Rumi

Creativity is intelligence having fun.

“There’s something romantic in preservation at a moment of static bliss.” – Marina Keegan

If you’re always trying to be normal you’ll never know how amazing you can be.

“Creativity is intelligence having fun.” – Albert Einstein

Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures.

“Creative people are curious, flexible, persistent, and independent with a tremendous spirit of adventure & a love of play.” – Henri Matisse

Broken Crayons Still color.

Friends who slay together, stay together.

I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.

You’re the “she” to my nanigans.

Of all the annoying things in the world, you’re my favorite.

Good times and tan lines.

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

Nobody really likes us except for us.

I will never forget you. You’ve always been by my side. From the day that I met you I knew that I would love you till I die.

Boss babes who slay together, stay together.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I can’t really see another squad trying to cross us.

Cause I’m a ride or die, whether you fail or fly.

When I’m with you, I’m standing with an army.

If someone heard me and my best friends’ conversations, we would be put in a mental care home.

For it is not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart.

We underestimate the power of genuine smile.

What would I be without my best friend? Probably normal.

Goofy pictures and crazy times. Sisters at heart and partners in crime.

Find your tribe, love them hard.

The tans will fade but the memories will last forever.

Here’s to the nights I’ll always remember with the friends I’ll never forget.

Me and my friends start trends.

Here’s to the nights that turned into morning, and the friend who turned into family.

You call it chaos, we call it family.

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends.

Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.

People who don’t know me think I’m quiet. People that do know me, wish I was.

True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.

A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop – Winnie the Pooh

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe.

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. – Omar Khayyam

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. – George Sand

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet. – James Oppenheim

Happiness is acceptance.

Be happy. It’s one way of being wise. – Colette

If you want to be happy, be. – Leo Tolstoy

Happiness depends upon ourselves. – Aristotle

Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. – St. Augustine

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters. – Audrey Hepburn

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. – Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams. – Oprah Winfrey

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. – Mark Twain

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. – Dale Carnegie

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. – Rita Mae Brown

People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy. – Anton Chekhov

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. – Ludwig Jacobowski

Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits. – Thomas Jefferson

What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner. – Colette

It’s the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. – Richard Branson

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. – Abraham Lincoln

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. – Joseph Addison

True happiness arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one’s self. – Joseph Addison

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. – Helen Keller

Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy – Guillaume Apollinaire

We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh – William James

I love today!

Live, laugh, love and leave a legacy

Smiles are also in fashion.

Life is better when you’re laughing

There is beauty in simplicity

Throw sass around like confetti

Say yes to new adventures

Mentally somewhere else

Coffee (please and thank you)

It’s ok to take a break.

Every day is one step closer to summer

Work hard so you can shop harder

We believe in something invisible

No one’s life is as perfect as their instagram feed

Style is a way to say who you are without trying to speak

Watch more sunsets than Netflix

I like hashtags because they look like waffles

Start your day with positive thoughts

Life is short.

Life is a journey, not a race

Life isn’t about finding yourself, it’s about creating yourself

These are the days we live for

I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday

I could give up shopping but I’m not a quitter

Oh hello week, let’s do this!

Today, I choose joy

You don’t need a castle to be a princess

Summer lovin’

Raise your standards and the universe will meet you there

Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be

Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise

Self-confidence is the best middle finger to all the hate

The cold never bothered me anyway

My name ain’t Mary but I’m poppin

Don’t check for me unless you got a check for me

It bothers them that I’m unbothered

Would say something catchy, but I already got your attention

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can surround myself with winners

Shuffle the deck, I’m the queen of the pack

Don’t study me, you won’t graduate

I put you in a win-win situation and you still lost

Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.

Many have an image of me, few get the picture.

Do I run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money.

5’2 but my attitude is 6’1

Wanted by many, taken by none. Looking at some, waiting for none.

This could be you, but you ain’t me.

Born a princess, die a queen. Yes I shine with no wedding ring. Killing you hoes with no murder scene.

No paper, no pencil, but I still draw attention

They tried to throw water but bitch I’m still on fire

Just like the alphabet, I come before u

I keep it 100 like I’m running a fever

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parents’ job.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny

Not that I don’t have good vision, but I don’t see any competition

Throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the hell up

You are pretty fckn awesome

If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.

My body is like an hourglass, I just have extra minutes.

If life gives you lemons, add vodka.

Life is short. Make each hair flip fabulous.

I’m walking on sunshine.

Every moment matters.

Live your dreams.

One day at a time.

As free as the ocean.

Go wild for a while.

Dream without fear. Love without limits.

Different doesn’t mean wrong.

Escape the ordinary.

Create your own sunshine.

Be anything but predictable.

Perfectly imperfect.

Nothing lasts forever.

If we were meant to stay in one place, we would have roots instead of feet.

Aspire to inspire before we expire.

Do good and good will come to you.

Die with memories, not dreams.

If chaos is a work of art, then my art is a masterpiece – d. Antoinette foy

That was her gift: she could still see the sunset, even on the darkest days.

Stay focused and extra sparkly.

Go where you feel the most alive.

We make our own fairytales.

You don’t have to be pretty like her, you can be pretty like you.

Your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel.

Screw perfect.

What defines us is how well we rise after falling.

Don’t wait. Life goes by faster than you think.