You shut your mouth, you have all the strengths.

One person’s annoying is another’s inspiring and heroic.

There is nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.

I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

I’m a feminist, okay? I would never ever go to a strip club. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality.

I am a Goddess, a glorious female warrior.

You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses…Ovaries before brovaries.

You’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox.

We have to remember what’s important in life: friends waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.