The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesnt do you any good.
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him Doctor.
I dont have any tricky plays Id rather have tricky players.
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Damn referees Ill miss them less than anybody.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I dont jog if I die I want to be sick.
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet and put the darn ball in the basket.