This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it but no one seems to be able to define it to everyones satisfaction.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

Definition of Free: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.

The principle of Sturgeons Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.

If you hack the Vatican server have you tampered in Gods domain?

Where can I get some tat? Id like to trade it in.

Im content to stand on tradition. Im even more content to wipe my feet on it.

I really cant complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us cant get paid to be smart.

There are two types of people in the world and Im one of them.

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.