Funny Holiday Quotes

No holiday is ever boring when spent with laughter. How you make the best of your holidays is determined by what and who you surround yourself with. Make sure that you always fill it with sunshine and humor. Decide to begin it with a sincere smile and end it with a contagious laughter. You can always make an ordinary holiday a special one. Precious moments such as a laidback, funny holiday prepares you to face the rest of the days in a joyous perspective. Find out more with some of the most heartwarming and belly-shaking quotes we’ve compiled. These will inspire you to make your holidays an unforgettable lively one.

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. —Dave Barry

Dave Barry

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. —Shirley Temple

Shirley Temple

I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. —Winston Spear

Winston Spear

Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning. —Alan Bradley

Alan Bradley

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What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present. —Don Marquis

Don Marquis

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. —Unknown

Unknown

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? —G.K. Chesterton

G.K. Chesterton

At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.—Robert Godden

Robert Godden

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. —Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. —Victor Borge

Victor Borge

As weekdays bombard you with all sorts of deadlines, a holiday is but a breath of fresh air. Even better is a holiday well spent with laughter and humor surrounding you. Either you spend it being with amusing people or immersing in any particular type of entertaining activity, you can always find something to make you crack a genuine laughter. Or simply, you can act as the clown of the day and spread positivity around you!