Funny Anniversary Quotes

Check out these funny anniversary quotes that are manna from heaven for partners who are very forgetful or just plain humorous.

Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary.  

Funny Anniversary Quotes

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, So we’re even.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

Love means commitment.Of course, so do most mental illnesses! Wishing you a Happy Anniversary.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.  

Funny Anniversary Quotes

The longer you’re with someone the more you rub off on each other. So I don’t expect that at this point there is much of you left as individuals.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!

Funny Anniversary Quotes

Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I want a peaceful life.My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

Funny Anniversary Quotes

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

Then there was a man who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

About Our Funny Anniversary Quotes

Spending many years with your partner is not about getting an accomplishment but rather about the long-term commitment. Of course, staying together is a complex process but once you’ve known your partner by heart and accepted all his good sides and downsides, you will realize that every year together is special and fulfilling. A relationship must have a balance to work things out. Every partner should know how to act serious and when to crack jokes. And for your anniversary special, you can always depend on some funny anniversary quotes that are sweet yet humorous. Really, showing your love is showing the real you and your funny side.