30+ Captions For Guys

Thinking of witty captions for your posts as a guy can be tough. You have to let them know what you are thinking without sounding too cheesy, but you also have to make it witty so that you won’t look dumb in front of your friends and followers. If you are running out of words to say for your everyday captions for your social media posts, here are 30 captions for guys that you can use as is, or you can use to derive inspiration from. You can choose from sporty captions to humorous quotes, to serious one-liners and even as a dedication to your girlfriends.

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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.

Every man is the architect of his own fortune.

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.

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I was always handsome under all the fat.

Tomorrow is a lovely excuse, isn’t it?!

Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.

Someone asked me: How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.

Friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone!

Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY.

Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.

If sleep is important, why does school start so early?!

I don’t see myself as extremely handsome. I just figure I can charm you into liking me.

I am as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.

Normal? Normal are only the people you do not know well enough.

All you need is someone that joins in on your weirdness.

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You and me, we are like a small gang!

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

I’m a handsome man with a charming personality.

I am not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am the superhero for my GF!

I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.

“Get up, stand up! Don’t give up the fight!” – Bob Marley

A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.

If it would be easy, everybody could do it!

Being handsome wasn’t much of a burden. It worked for me.

Man of the year.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best Friends. They know how crazy you are, yet they are okay to been with you in public.

Guys can sometimes be a bit straightforward when it comes to Instagram captions. If you are one of the guys who is having a difficult time coming up with a nice caption, these captions that we have gathered for you will definitely help you make you look good on social media.

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