Work Jokes

We get it; work has become stressful these days and you got nothing to ease your stress away. You look around and see work coworkers feeling as depressed as you are. Seeing them share your gloomy mood will also make you unproductive. Good thing we have this thing called laughter that can cure the entire depressing mood that you get while performing your task.

If you want to get some relief, here are some riotous work jokes that you can read between work times to lighten up your rather boring workplace. We’re sure that your coworkers will equally find it awesome.

Do you know of a great Quote? Click Here To Submit And Share With Your Fellow QuoteReelers!

Submit & Share

Vote For Your Favorite

Sort By

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.” The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?” The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch that it might be me.

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them!

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

1438

I get plenty of exercises – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?

A: IHOP

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.” “Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?” “I give it to them,” replies the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.” The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.

Did you hear about the depressed plumber? He’s been going through some shit.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me.

My boss and I took a job applicant to lunch, where we tried, with little success, to get him to open up about his experience and qualifications. Frustrated, my boss set his salad aside and proposed a specific and complex situation to the young man, then asked, “What would you do?” The applicant hesitated, then, looking my boss straight in the eye, said, “Are you going to eat all those tomatoes?”

Your workload doesn’t have to be heavy and boring. If you think that you are feeling stressed about your work, you can use these hilarious work jokes to lighten up the mood in your workplace.

Related Topics