21 Computer Jokes

Almost all people around the world are now using computers, or at least familiar with one. Our experiences using a computer have given birth to a wide range of silly jokes, puns, and anecdotes that we now circulate around the internet.

Sadly, like computer hardware, jokes are also prone to wear and tear from overuse. If you are running out of good jokes to tell your friends, family, and loved ones, perhaps it is time to reboot your memory and upload our computer jokes to your system. See what we did there?

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy our newly encoded jokes that will definitely keep you laughing for a very long time.

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Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Path not found. Try the grass shortcut.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0

Bugs come in through open Windows.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net on a 14.4k dial up connection.

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.

My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.

If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you are not using it enough.

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Are looking for a way to pass time? We have prepared a hilarious set of computer jokes that will keep you laughing until you burst.

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