Always be classy. Never be crazy. ― Greg Behrendt

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you. ― Greg Behrendt

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.― Greg Behrendt

There’s a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him. — Greg Behrendt

Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating. ― Greg Behrendt

I’m tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.― Greg Behrendt

Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you. — Greg Behrendt

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves. ― Greg Behrendt

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you. — Greg Behrendt

Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with. ― Greg Behrendt