Funny Affirmations

Life is a game full of little and big surprises. Sometimes these surprises are way too spectacular and sometimes way too tragic. Still, you need to embrace each of these surprises with same positive conviction and appreciation. Well, life isn’t just about glitz and glamour nor rainbows and butterflies. There will be heaps of bumps, twists and turns along the way but you need to keep your cool and continue the journey of life. It’s easy when you do not take full control of your life. Sometimes, life needs to be a little submissive to balance things out. Well, there are really things that you can’t control of. And in case you get to experience a day full of bad luck, take a chill pill and learn to accept the fact that life can be messy at times. In the end, it’s just a bad day and not a bad life. So, here are some funny affirmations to get you through life’s shitty moments. These humorous lines are very helpful, promise!

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

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We get so worried about being “pretty” let’s be pretty kind, pretty funny, pretty smart, pretty strong.

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Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat.

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I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life. They have show me exactly who I do not want to be.

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I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I am going to be today.

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You are good enough, smart enough, beautiful enough, and strong enough. Believe it and never let insecurity run your life.

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I release all disease from my body and welcome health, love, and happiness into my life because I can, i certainly can.

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Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. Remember, What consumes your mind, controls your life.

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Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Funny Affirmations