Come one, come all, I say. This country has bigger things to worry about. – Trevor Philips

They say never work with children or animals. Well, I wanna add to that list: never work with actors or directors. – Solomon Richards

Lonely? Eh, I couldn’t say. I mean, not really. A road’s a road. It ain’t got abandonment issues. – Lamar Davis

I don’t know what all these naysayers are talking about. I’m cranked out on speed most of the time, but I am productivity personified. – Trevor Philips

Look, people used to like films. Now they like what? Videoing themselves beating off on their iFruit phones. Don’t blame me. – Devin Weston

I am diversification personified… or personification diversified. – Trevor Philips

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it’s gonna be fun. – Lester Crest

Some of the government… some of it is pretty corrupt. – Dave Norton

You’re like every other asshole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd. – Trevor Philips

You make me want a lobotomy! – Trevor Philips

You know, I’ve been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice – give the shit up. – Michael de Santa

I’m rich, I’m miserable – I’m pretty average for this town. – Michael de Santa

You look like you struggle with simple tasks. – Trevor Philips

I’m getting my money in the hood, I’m straight, fool. I’m cool! – Lamar Davis

I’ll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies! – Trevor Philips

Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive. – Michael de Santa

You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be. – Simeon Yetarian

Now go. I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both. – Trevor Philips