Here’s my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.

First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!

I can’t stop eating. I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I’d like to get in touch with and forgive… myself.

You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!

Come here I’m going to eat you. I’m bigger than you I’m higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!

Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight… Oh I’m a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim, I ate a baby! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it’s what’s for dinner!

Do ya have to call me fat? I tried going on a diet you know. The Zone, ya know, “Carbs are the enemy,” eh?

Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I’ll get your baby.

Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs… Chili-i-i-i-i’s Baby back ribs.