I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.


When we know what we know about a monster like that and we still put him on TV every week, we’re teaching a generation of young boys and girls that a man’s reputation is more important than the lives of the women he’s ruined.


That’s exactly the problem. Because he’s so nice, people don’t want to think he’s capable of awful things so they let him off the hook.


This is a situation comedy. No one watches the show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already.


So yesterday you let yourself fall in love a little bit and you got your heart broken. Serves you right for having feelings! Starting now, you are a hard, heartless gal. Go to work. Be awesome at it, and don’t waste your time on foolish flights of fancy. From now on, you are a robot.


It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy? ‘ It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows? I don’t think they exist.


Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions.


When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.


You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late.


There is no shame in dying for nothing. That’s why most people die for it.