Cat Jokes

Cats are known for their cuteness all over the world. They are quiet, loyal, friendly, and sometimes snobbish. This is the reason why we choose to have a cat if they can’t have a dog in the house. Our complicated relationship with our furry little-clawed friend may have given birth to some funny stories and puns that we usually share to our friends and family members, whether personally or through the internet.

If you are looking for cat jokes to impress your friends, family or loved ones, we’ve got the most hilarious feline puns and anecdotes that will keep you giggling all day long.

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Q: What do cats love to read?

A: Catalogs

Q: How do you get a wet pussy?

A: Put it in the shower

Two robins stuffed themselves with worms until they were too fat to fly. Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun.

Along came a cat, and it ate them.

Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!”

Q: What specific cat was banned from playing poker?

A: A cheetah

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Q: What is a cat’s dream vacation?

A: A trip to Canary Island would be nice

Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

A: None, because they were copycats!

Q: What do you call a cat that bowls?

A: An alley cat

Q: How do cats finish an extremely difficult video game?

A: Using their nine lives

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite game?

A: A mouse trap

Q: How does a cat greet the mouse in the hallway?

A: Pleased to eat you!

Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

A: Because of its bark

Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A: A Fur-rari

Q: Where do cats write down their notes?

A: On a scratch paper

Q: What does an invisible cat drink?

A: Evaporated milk

Q: What side of the cat that has most fur?

A: The outside

Q: What does the cat say to his friends before they hunt the mouse?

A: Let us prey

A young boy felt bad after he accidentally let the neighbor’s cat get loose. After two weeks, the missing cat seemed to be gone for good.

“I’m very sorry,” the boy told the neighbor.

“I’d like to replace it for you.”

“O.K.,” the neighbor said. “How good are you at catching mice?”

Q: What specific cat you should avoid having as a pet?

A: A cat-tastrophe

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

Q: Who gives presents to nice cats?

A: Santa Claws

Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers?

A: Because it only has one tail

Do you consider yourself as a cat lover? If you do, then you will certainly find these 21 cat jokes that we have collected for you hilarious. Prepare to clutch your side as you read along the best feline-inspired puns, jokes, and anecdotes circulating online nowadays.

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