Broad City Quotes

Looking for a fun female buddy comedy show? Binge watch Broad City and you’ll find the answers. Meet Abbi and Ilana, the epic girl duo who’ll make you want to look for your best friend and do out of the world things together. These two give you that regular relief when real life starts to be scary and depressing. They want you to remember that laughter is always the best medicine. And the best thing about these two is that they are real-life BFFs, giving viewers that undeniable female friendship chemistry! And if you are a stressed-out millennial looking for the perfect antidote, start checking the quotes below and you will be oddly inspired with this series.

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I was curious to see if you were still selling the greenery. Cuz I’m looking to buy some um greenery. –Abbi

We ran into like a pickle. . . wall. I don’t know what the saying is. – Ilana

Nose, vagina, butthole. If God didn’t want us to put our fingers in there, then why did she make them perfectly finger-sized? – Ilana

Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your butt crack in the shower? – Ilana

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I would take you on my shoulders, like, I’d strap you up, and I’d be like ‘let’s go to hell. –Abbi

The four Rs, my friend: reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna. – Ilana

You know what’s the biggest luxury? Pooping when no one is home. –Abbi

I think you deserve, like, an ‘Abbi Bueller’s Day Off. – Ilana

I was so worried that I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake. – Lincoln

I know you from your ass better than I know your face. – Ilana

Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson are seriously the best friends you would want to hang out with if you are pressed with all life’s problems. First aired in 2014, the show has definitely gone a long way. Following the lives of two best buddies, Ilana and Abbie, the critically lauded series portray how friendship makes life more tolerable and exciting. The two are downright hilarious and charming and make it through each day with their wit and charisma. Plus, they utter the funniest and weirdest lines that provide that refreshing realness in camera. No doubt, they are the greatest female comedy duo of the current generation.