Barney Stinson Quotes

Barnabas “Barney” Stinson, is a fictional character from the hit TV series How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM). Stinson was played by Neil Patrick Harris. He is a womanizing character who uses many famous ‘plays’ from his so-called playbook that enables him to have sex with women. He uses cool phrases such as Legen-wait for it-dary and Suit up! Barney Stinson is also famous for wearing expensive suits and his penchant for consuming alcoholic drinks. Stinson is considered as a breakaway character that is responsible for the show’s success.

If you are a fan of How I Met Your Mother, particularly of Barney Stinson, you will surely enjoy reading and sharing these 10 magnificent quotes that we have compiled for you.

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A lie is a good story that someone ruined with the truth.

Barney Stinson

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Barney Stinson

Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today.

Barney Stinson

ARTICLE 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it.

Barney Stinson

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Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.

Barney Stinson

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro – I’m Broda.

Barney Stinson

Your ego’s writing checks your body can’t cash.

Barney Stinson

The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay, whatever is more than a century.

Barney Stinson

Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.

Barney Stinson

When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno is my life has better lighting?

Barney Stinson

Do you miss watching How I Met Your Mother? The show may be over but it still makes us smile every time. Here is your chance to relive the classic moments from the hit TV show, especially from the legen-wait for it-dary character who made us all clutching our sides every episode.