Cute Jokes

Every now and then, we hear cute jokes being passed around by our friends, family, and loved ones personally or even through social media. They may capture your attention immediately or they may make your eyes roll, but these are exactly the kinds of jokes that can be safely told to almost all age groups. Our little collection of sidesplitting jokes, puns, and anecdotes that we have gathered just for you will make you paint a little smile on your face.

If you are the kind of person who enjoys reading cute jokes, then these jokes will definitely keep you giggling all the time.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh

Q: Why was the bee’s hair sticky?

A: He used a honey-comb

A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.

The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it.

“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”

Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?

A: You have a good point

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Q: How do you measure a snake?

A: By inches. Snakes don’t have feet.

Q: Why did the bee marry?

A: He finally found his honey

Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?

A: Because he was a fun guy

Q: What did the buffalo say to his son before he left for school?

A: Bison

Q: What bird is the strongest lifter?

A: A crane

Why was the little strawberry crying?

His mom was in a jam.

Q: Why did the donut visited the dentist?

A: To get another filling.

What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?

Lookin’ a little pail there.

Q: What do you call a bear who’s lost all its teeth?

A: A gummy bear

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A: You look flushed

What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that can make them cry?

Throw a coconut at their face.

Q: Where do hamburgers dance?

A: At a meat ball

Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

What did the cop say to his stomach?

Stop! I’ve got you under a vest!

Why do chicken coups always have two doors?

With four, they’d be chicken sedans.

Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?

They kept dropping their trunks.

Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

A: Thunderwear

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeño business.

Q: What do whales eat for their tea?

A: Fish and ships

Q: Why does it suck to be a penguin?

A: Because no matter how angry you get, you still look cute

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: He didn’t want to be a hot dog

What do cows most like to read?

Cattle-logs.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?

A: A vampire that sucks blood from your knees.

“Sir, you cannot fish here!”

“Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim.”

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

No? Really? It’s making headlines!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”

“Ten years.”

“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”

What do you call a snowman on a hot day?

Puddle.

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look! I’m about to change.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool?

Bob.

How do you befriend a squirrel?

Just act like a nut.

How does a duck buy lipstick?

She just puts it on her bill.

It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.

They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in. Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!”

Why are frogs are so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? A: You are one in a melon!

These are the kinds of jokes that paint a wide and colorful smile on our faces whatever the situation is. If you are into these kinds of jokes, you will certainly get hooked on our little cute jokes collection.

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