Redneck Jokes

Jokes are one way to pass time and most of all, to look at things closely without getting too serious. One of the jokes we usually tell our friends are redneck jokes. Redneck jokes are about the working class of rural or southern white America. Some might be completely invented or created by imaginative minds and some might have been based on real stories and experiences. Some might be related by famous comedians and some might be passed from one redneck to another.

If you are looking for a new redneck joke to share with your friends while working or relaxing in a bar, we have collected the best ones.

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You might be a redneck if:

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You might be a redneck if:

You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big city church.

“When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.

“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a worldlier fellow.

“I walked up the trail to the gate,” Joe continued.

“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.

“Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.

“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.

“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe said.

“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.

“Then he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.

“Pew,” Charlie retorted.

“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”

You might be a redneck if:

Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.

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Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween?

A: Pump kin.

You might be a redneck if:

You own a homemade fur coat.

How do you know when you’re staying in an Arkansas hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve gotta leak in my sink,” and the person at the

front desk says, “Go ahead!”

You might be a redneck if:

Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

You might be a redneck if. . .

You think harass is two words.

You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.

Every day someone comes to your house mistakenly thinking you’re having a yard sale.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

You have more dogs than the local shelter.

You consistently receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.

Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.

You might be a redneck if:

You burn your yard rather than mow it.

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said “lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a poll-ice roadblock!! We’re

gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”

Don’t worry, Bubba”, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off

the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat”.

“What fer?”, asked Bubba.

“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?”, said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a

label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been

drinkin’?”

“No, sir”, said Earl. “We’re on the patch”!

You might be a redneck if:

Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

You might be a redneck if:

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You might be a redneck if:

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

You might be a redneck if:

You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

You might be a redneck if:

You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.

You might be a redneck if:

Birds are attracted to your beard.

You might be a redneck if:

You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.

You might be a redneck if:

Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.

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