You might be a redneck if. . .

You think harass is two words.

You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.

Every day someone comes to your house mistakenly thinking you’re having a yard sale.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

You have more dogs than the local shelter.

You consistently receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.

Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.