Bud the golfer sets off on a round-the-world trip in his new boat, but he winds up veering off course and gets lost. He drifts onto a deserted island, where he is stranded, all alone.

Months go by and there’s no sign of rescue, and not even a soccer ball to keep him company. Then one day Bud sees a beautiful mermaid coming out of the surf, heading straight toward him.

The mermaid stops two feet in front of Bud and asks him in sexy voice, “Would you like a drink?”

Bud doesn’t have to think about his answer. “You bet!” he nearly shouts.

The mermaid opens the vest she’s wearing, reaches in and pulls out an ice-cold beer.

Then she asks, “Would you like a cigar?” And Bud quickly answers, “You bet!

The mermaid opens her vest even more and pulls out a Tatuaje Cigar, which Bud lights up immediately with the lighter the mermaid also gives him.

The mermaid bats her eyes, opens her vest even more, and coos to Bud, “And would you like to play around?”

“Wow!” Bud says, “You have golf clubs in there, too?”