Freaks and Geeks Quotes

Who can forget the American teen comedy-drama TV series Freaks and Geeks that aired from 1999 to 2000? Featuring an ensemble of young and promising cast including Linda Cardellini as Lindsay Weir, John Francis Daley as Sam Weir, James Franco as Daniel Desario, Seth Rogen as Ken Miller, and Jason Segel as Nick Andopolis. The show follows the life of Lindsay Weir and her brother Sam Weir as they befriend their own groups of “freaks” in their local high school. The show may have aired only 12 episodes out of the completed 18, it also served as a springboard that launched the careers of Cardellini, Franco, Rogen, and Segel.

If you remember this show, you will certainly laugh out loud on these 10 wacky Freaks and Geeks quotes that we have researched for you.

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I hate astrology. What, everybody born on the same month is going to have the same life?

Daniel Desario

Do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All other bananas go rotten.

Harold Weir

Why don’t you pick on someone your own size? There’s a bus on the parking lot!

Frank Kowchevski

You know what punkers don’t do? Call themselves punkers.

Jenna Zank

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Rock n’ roll don’t come from your brain. It comes from your crotch.

Daniel Desario

I just want to be old enough so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars.

Ken Miller

Everyone’s a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses.

Harold Weir

All right, kids, hurry to class. Last one to class, first one on welfare. It’s your choice.

Frank Kowchevski

I don’t need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?

Sam Weir

You’re not a loser because you’re having sex. But if you weren’t having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.

Harris Trinsky

Sometimes, we need need to take life less seriously. If you have been stressed out lately, then perhaps all you need is some funny quotes. These 10 Freaks and Geeks quotes will certainly leave you laughing out loud at the edge of your seats.