Little Johnny Jokes

Enjoy our collection of Little Johnny jokes:

Little Johnny joke 1

The teacher asked Little Johnny: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
Little Johnny replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

Little Johnny joke 2

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

Little Johnny joke 3

Teacher: “If you got 10 dollars from 10 people, what would you have?” Little Johnny: “A new bike.”

Little Johnny joke 4

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

Little Johnny joke 5

Little Johnny’s father said, “let me see your report card.” Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.” “Why not?” His father asked. “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

Little Johnny joke 6

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Little Johnny joke 7

Teacher: “Johnny, I told you to write out this poem at least ten times to improve your handwriting. You’ve done it only eight times.” Johnny: “Looks like my counting isn’t too good either.”

Little Johnny joke 8

Little Johnny’s teacher asked, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?” Little Johnny replied, “A teacher.”

Little Johnny joke 9

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

Little Johnny joke 10

A pastor was talking to a group of kids about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” Alice said, “Heaven!”  “And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the preacher. “Six feet under!” yelled Little Johnny.


About Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes are probably one of the most iconic when it comes to sarcastic yet humorous jokes, Little Johnny have been causing hearty headaches from anyone who listens to his jokes. This little boy is full of charming sarcasms that would either brighten up your day or ruin it forever. At times, he is more cultured when it comes to mature terms, while at others he seems very innocent. He asks embarrassing questions that appear to be very obnoxious to answer, but you are force to respond because of his rational way of thinking.
Because of the prominence of this adorable yet naughty character, there are lots of interpretations about him. One renowned version is ‘Pierino’ or Little Peter, which is the Italian version of Little Johnny. The actor, Alvaro Vitali, gave life to the distinctive character through the comedy movie entitled Pierino Contro Tutti. The charm of Little Johnny was put to life, not just once but twice. There’s another film that focuses on the life and misadventures of this innocently mischievous boy― Little Johnny the Movie. The movie celebrates some of Little Johnny’s notorious tales that will surely crack a little smile on your face, as well as create serious stares that will linger for a minute or two.