Funny Valentine’s Quotes

While marriage is a very significant day in a couple’s life, Valentine’s Day is also a romantic moment to revisit your sweet memories and love for each other. This once in a year event is widely celebrated, mostly by couples, to show affection and care for their partners. Hence, expect the town to be painted by red and speckled with flowers, balloons and chocolates. Well, February 14 is the best day to spread love all around the world, whether you are happily in love with someone or with yourself!

As the most romantic day of the year, let your partner feel your love. It doesn’t need to be grand and expensive though. Exchanging of gifts to one another or surprising him or her for a dinner date may be the safest thing to do during Valentine’s, but there are lots of fascinating ways to make this day more memorable and moving. This year, be a little more romantic and unleash the writer within you. If you think you can’t do it, don’t worry because we got you covered with these funny Valentine’s Quotes that are sweet and humorous at the same time. No need to spend crazy, expensive gifts because with these funny and romantic words, you will win their hearts for the second time, in a heartbeat!

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.

Funny Valentine's Quotes

Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.

Funny Valentine's Quotes

Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.

Funny Valentine's Quotes

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Funny Valentine's Quotes

Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.

Funny Valentine's Quotes

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

Funny Valentine's Quotes

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.

Funny Valentine's Quotes

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

Funny Valentine's Quotes

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Funny Valentine's Quotes